Paranoid Midget

Have you ever thought about how filthy and dangerous public facilities are? You should!

I don't know about you, but whenever I am in public I get VERY paranoid about what I'm being exposed to. Bacteria, germs, viruses and other microorganisms that are very likely to end up multiplying on/in me.

The idea of an entire family of these little bastards picking a fight with my lymphocytes(immune system warriors) freaks the SHIT out of ME! I HATE scary and dangerous pathogens, viruses and bacteria...

Stupid r-strategists! They can't be happy with 1 or 2 babies. They have to make an entire army of babies. I'm getting goose pimples by the mere thought of them.

As you know, I'm traveling by bus and train and these aren't exactly the most disease-free modes of transport...

When I touch the handles I can't help but think about the thousands millions of people who've touched the handle with their hands. If that isn't bad enough... I think about where those hands have been and what kind of harmful diseases they have been exposed to. It is highly likely that I'm susceptible to all kinds of diseases!!!

When I take a seat on the nice cushioned seats I think about the possibility of used needles and other sharp objects protruding out of the seats. They could be left there by all kinds of nasty people with even nastier diseases. It could KILL ANYONE!

The government should think about the potential hazards of cushioned seats! Trains and buses should replace their comfy cushioned seats with not-so-comfy plastic seats for safety reasons. Yea, So what if they're not as comfy? Our health has to be given the utmost importance.

I've been trying to tell everyone about how dangerous public facilities are but no one seems to bother. They simply say "omg, paranoid midget!". Screw everyone who doesn't agree with me!!! You're just ignorant and... (add bad adjective here).

At least wash your hands before you touch your face or eat anything. I was on the bus the other day and I saw this educated-looking man reading the papers and biting his nails. I felt like telling him to use a hand sanitizer. He touched the seat, handles and his newspaper before he started snacking on his nails. I bet he was thinking "mmm, yummy! tastes like chicken today"... I felt like telling him "sir, the shit on your nails are going to kill you. What you're doing is suicide"...

I didn't have the balls to say anything... So I just watched him enjoy his snack till I got down from the bus.

Sighs*

Life here's been interesting... I guess. I come across the most random things! I came across this sign in the city yesterday... I just have to show you this one!

Wahahaha! PAY ME! Sounds so whore-ish. But, whatever... At least I don't flash my boobs on webcam... *coughs* I'm not as whore-ish as Adrian Ooi. Yes, he's got a cute smile, great personality, smart, athletic and etcetera... but he can get a little whore-ish at times. I've got a great shot of his smile and his boobies.


BRACE yourselves!!! 18sx. Adult material. grotesque photos.

Drian's Boobies! Ha Ha Ha!


Have a Great Day People! I am missing my family and Shayangs from college and school. You guys know who you are. MUAH! I stalk you guys via Facebook and blogs and when I takleh tahan I text you guys or send you guys random mail. G3-ians, Jat, Chui Yi and Jing are the people I know who update their blogs regularly. bUahah! I've been stalking you guys.

Baby, don't hate me for doing this.I just had to... Muah! Forgive me. Kiss make better. :D