Gangsterisme

Masalah Sosial- Gangsterisme

If you grew up in the 1900's in Malaysia, you would have written at least ONE Bahasa Malaysia essay about 'GANGSTERISME'. I know this because I grew up watching the Power Rangers, collecting beanie babies and hating the kids that had Digimons and Tamagotchis. damn you, rich fortunate brats! *flares nostrils*

Coming back to the main topic... (Gangsterism in Malaysia).

I only remember a handful of things I put into my 'gangsterisme' essays. Everything I learned in high school and primary school sort of diminished into thin air after SPM was over. I reckon most of us intentionally suffered from dementia after school ended. *pfft* Who needs school anyway!? When we could all extort money from little kids, swing machetes at people, hold walkie-talkies and call ourselves Uncle Pen or whatever. Just as long as you insist on people addressing you as Uncle or Aunty you're cool and you rule an area near a school.

Here are some of the popular "wise" words of Uncle Bully and Mat Rempit:

"Gangsterisme' is the pathway to contentment and contentment is the key to happiness..."

"If you 'whack' me and I end up in the hospital. I'll KILL you. All I need is your name. So if you want to 'whack' me, you'll have to KILL ME."

Ever heard of the word 'disguise' my dear gangsters? Maybe a disguise and a fake identity will make your gangster games more entertaining.

Instead of hitting each other and revealing your identities at the end, why not leave it a mystery?


I cannot remember much about the crap I wrote about in school. However, despite my lack of literacy and lapse of memory, I am going to share my 'bodoh' views with you anyway. I am going to list down the little bits of crappy shit I have in my head in the way that we were taught to in school (because I miss school).

Introduction/Pendahuluan:

• General information- Triad gangs, Thug gangs, and school hooligans.
• Fake statistics- 3 in 5 boys involved in illegal gang activity
• National Concerns- Insufficient juvenile schools National Zoos to house juvenile delinquents.
  

Main Content/ Isi-Isi Penting:

• Preventive measures- Make students write essays about gangsterism in Mandarin, Tamil, Bahasa Malaysia and English.
  
• Another Preventive measure- Create a Pembimbing Rakan Sebaya(PRS) Club in school to ensure that every kid in school who aspires to be a gangster has a PRS friend to talk them out of it.
  
• Resolution- Enforce mandatory death sentences. eg: public stoning, gangster burning, etc.
  
• Another Resolution- use school hooligans as subjects for future studies on brain impairment.
  

Conclusion/Kesimpulan:

• Gangsters in Malaysia need to grow up.

Get it into your heads already! Driving like mad pepet heads on the road and hurting school kids does not make you any sexier or cooler.The 'girls' who hang out with you are probably of the same caliber. Therefore, they cannot be considered as girls! They fall under the category of 'sampah' DIRT...

I used to think that bullying only happened in kindergarten but I was obviously wrong. I guess some of you never got out of that phase in life.



*breathes* On a lighter note, I am enrolling myself in a photography class next semester. I figured a good break from Science subjects would be good and I could learn to take not-so-shitty photos too...

Memories of Jervis Bay. :)