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Hey there...

This blog looks like crap... I'm deleting the previous entry because it doesn't make sense! This post is going to be a very special and happy one... with lots of smiley photos!

If you haven't got a life... you should continue reading.

I must warn you though... reading this won't make you any smarter. It will only give you goose pimples and syphilis or whatever.

:D

I haven't blogged in awhile because I've been pretty busy with assignments. This blog is so incredibly outdated I don't even know where to begin. I'll start with some happy news and end with more happy news.

Fat Midget's Happy Moments

• Happy moment No.1

Rah-Rah's Graduation.

• Happy Moment No.2

Boiling myself in a big pot of chlorinated water and underwater jets.

• Happy Moment No.3

Licking eyeballs with Andrew, Sapate, Sue and Mike...

• Happy moment No.4

Seeing Adrian's name in the sand.

• Happy Moment No.5

Seeing Mummy and Daddy turn into red lobsters after a few drinks.

• Happy Moment No.6

Shopping with the girls...

• Happy moment No.7

Watching Natalie molest pet the baby goats.

• Happy Moment No.8

Frying myself

• Happy Moment No.9

Giving Dennis his first glass of wine... Tee-hee... without mum and dad's consent.

• Happy Moment No.10

Trying hard to look Kawaii.

• Happy Moment No.11

Taking a really "sexy" picture of Calvin at the beach.

• Happy Moment No.12

Seeing a cloud in a shape of a double helix ... Like a gregarious white DNA... How cool is that? *pfft* I'm lame! please forgive me... I thought the cloud looked cool so I took a picture.

• Happiest Moment of ALL

Looking really tall in a picture. *BEAMS*


I know this is random... but I've been listening to the original version of 'Kiss Me' a lot lately... I hate New Found Glory's version of the song. They should burn in hell for ruining such a beautiful song.


Sing along with me guys ;)

SO KISS MEEEE.....