Paranoid Midget

Have you ever thought about how filthy and dangerous public facilities are? You should!

I don't know about you, but whenever I am in public I get VERY paranoid about what I'm being exposed to. Bacteria, germs, viruses and other microorganisms that are very likely to end up multiplying on/in me.

The idea of an entire family of these little bastards picking a fight with my lymphocytes(immune system warriors) freaks the SHIT out of ME! I HATE scary and dangerous pathogens, viruses and bacteria...

Stupid r-strategists! They can't be happy with 1 or 2 babies. They have to make an entire army of babies. I'm getting goose pimples by the mere thought of them.

As you know, I'm traveling by bus and train and these aren't exactly the most disease-free modes of transport...

When I touch the handles I can't help but think about the thousands millions of people who've touched the handle with their hands. If that isn't bad enough... I think about where those hands have been and what kind of harmful diseases they have been exposed to. It is highly likely that I'm susceptible to all kinds of diseases!!!

When I take a seat on the nice cushioned seats I think about the possibility of used needles and other sharp objects protruding out of the seats. They could be left there by all kinds of nasty people with even nastier diseases. It could KILL ANYONE!

The government should think about the potential hazards of cushioned seats! Trains and buses should replace their comfy cushioned seats with not-so-comfy plastic seats for safety reasons. Yea, So what if they're not as comfy? Our health has to be given the utmost importance.

I've been trying to tell everyone about how dangerous public facilities are but no one seems to bother. They simply say "omg, paranoid midget!". Screw everyone who doesn't agree with me!!! You're just ignorant and... (add bad adjective here).

At least wash your hands before you touch your face or eat anything. I was on the bus the other day and I saw this educated-looking man reading the papers and biting his nails. I felt like telling him to use a hand sanitizer. He touched the seat, handles and his newspaper before he started snacking on his nails. I bet he was thinking "mmm, yummy! tastes like chicken today"... I felt like telling him "sir, the shit on your nails are going to kill you. What you're doing is suicide"...

I didn't have the balls to say anything... So I just watched him enjoy his snack till I got down from the bus.

Sighs*

Life here's been interesting... I guess. I come across the most random things! I came across this sign in the city yesterday... I just have to show you this one!

Wahahaha! PAY ME! Sounds so whore-ish. But, whatever... At least I don't flash my boobs on webcam... *coughs* I'm not as whore-ish as Adrian Ooi. Yes, he's got a cute smile, great personality, smart, athletic and etcetera... but he can get a little whore-ish at times. I've got a great shot of his smile and his boobies.


BRACE yourselves!!! 18sx. Adult material. grotesque photos.

Drian's Boobies! Ha Ha Ha!


Have a Great Day People! I am missing my family and Shayangs from college and school. You guys know who you are. MUAH! I stalk you guys via Facebook and blogs and when I takleh tahan I text you guys or send you guys random mail. G3-ians, Jat, Chui Yi and Jing are the people I know who update their blogs regularly. bUahah! I've been stalking you guys.

Baby, don't hate me for doing this.I just had to... Muah! Forgive me. Kiss make better. :D

Pizza Shit

I'm in the mood to bitch. Let me warn you, I may use quite a bit of profanities in this post. I need strong and powerful words to express myself right now. Therefore, if you're not really in the mood for some immature rants, you have every right to leave this site.

I don't even know why I am feeling this way at such ungodly hours. I am trying to find the root of all these negative feelings.

Let's have a recap:

• My day started out well.I received a very sweet Birthday card from Alice.thank you so much darling!
  
• I actually arrived at Uni on time today and managed to buy my biology text book for a good price. I even bumped into Azizah and Natalie and joined them at their little 'hangout'(this really cute patch of grass next to Manning). Don't ask me why I'm being so specific. I'm in BITCH MODE.
• I attended a Social Psychology lecture and learned about how Zajonc proved that 'arousal facilitates the performance of the dominant response'
• I came home, had pizza with Sarah for dinner. After dinner, we bitched about the Pizza because we spent the next 20 minutes in the toilet.
• I came online and I was reminded that this 'apparently hottest chick in whatever school' called me a fat, short, ugly bitch. For the greatest reasons. Har Har Har... I know I'm a shit face but there's always cosmetic surgery, BITCH! I'm going to be rich so I can afford it.
  

That's pretty much how my day went. I bet I feel like this because of the Pizza. I think the Pizza I had had some sort of 'bitch weed' in it or something.

Fucking PIZZA!!! I'm going to start slashing my wrists now. To add to the effect, I'm going to put on lots of black eyeliner and make myself cry to get that emo bitch effect.

Yeah... I'll either do that or just read my notes and get some sleep. Heh! I think it is the latter.

I'll end this post with some photos that were taken from my NEW Purple K770i Sony Ericsson phone. Don't mean to boast about it or anything *pfft*.

The photos aren't all that great but it is better than the ones taken from whatever I had before.

The card Camwhore queen aka Alice See gave me. :D

Myself hugging a blob of shit after that SHITTY PIZZA.


3 Short, fat, ugly fucks put in a row. I added in the butterflies to make the photo look slightly better.

Ring-Ring!

I'd like to ask a very general question to everyone out there who believes in this thing called 'love'.

Would you give a ring to someone and say "hey, its just a 'friendship' ring"... LOL

Adrian Ooi believes that he gave a ring to his ex because he just wanted her friendship...

Hilarious isn't it?

I'm going to the goldsmith's shop to purchase an entire bag of 18karat rings to distribute to all my friends... Just for the sake of 'friendship'.

Random things appeal to me

The Not SO Random:

I've survived the first week of University! Hurrah...

Before I begin talking about the more exciting things in life, I'd like you to know that I actually do enjoy some of the subjects that I'm taking. Psychology is interesting and so incredibly fun that at times, I forget that I'm in a lecture. As for the other subjects like Biology, health science and etcetera... heh... They're repetitive and very mundane. I find rempits more appealing than lectures on health determinants, research, analysis... blah...

Since my classes are all in the city this semester, I've no other way to travel but by bus and train. Initially, I was very cynical about public transport. The trains made me nauseous and i thought bus rides were just annoying because it seemed like they took forever. However, I think I've gotten used to traveling this way because i don't think that it is THAT bad after all.

The Random:

• my birthday cake

• I've got a new baby now... It is a Silver Hyundai Getz! *beams*

• oooh,oooh... and Uncle Hilmy's studying his masters in Manila! So proud of my botak uncle.

• Sarah's been cooking and guess what?! we haven't died of food poisoning yet!
  

• Saymun's still posing in front of every mirror
  

• Magnificent Febby babies had lots of chocolate cake and Jello made by Sarah. heh...and what's amazing is that we're still ALIVE.
  

• Rah and I have not argued yet... AMAZING stuff! :p

Like my random post? I just feel like being random for all the good reasons.

I think it is great to have things completely out of order at times just so something unexpected can take place. It is more exciting that way. Being random isn't bad at all. :D

Have fun and expect the unexpected! Hope you have a great week! MUAH!