Dear Adrian Ooi Tat Leong...

How long has it been? 8 months? Definitely does not feel like it... Wish I could be there to give you hugs and kisses everyday.

We are evidence that long distance relationships (LDR) are possible, albeit tough at times.

But hey, we did manage to make it work... I know you made most of it happen because you persevered, compromised and put some sense into my head.

Here's a little something I put together for you using Photoshop and movie maker.






It took me awhile to figure out how to use photoshop...admire my skills, people... I'm an computer illiterate. This is fairly advanced stuff for noobs like myself

Gangsterisme

Masalah Sosial- Gangsterisme

If you grew up in the 1900's in Malaysia, you would have written at least ONE Bahasa Malaysia essay about 'GANGSTERISME'. I know this because I grew up watching the Power Rangers, collecting beanie babies and hating the kids that had Digimons and Tamagotchis. damn you, rich fortunate brats! *flares nostrils*

Coming back to the main topic... (Gangsterism in Malaysia).

I only remember a handful of things I put into my 'gangsterisme' essays. Everything I learned in high school and primary school sort of diminished into thin air after SPM was over. I reckon most of us intentionally suffered from dementia after school ended. *pfft* Who needs school anyway!? When we could all extort money from little kids, swing machetes at people, hold walkie-talkies and call ourselves Uncle Pen or whatever. Just as long as you insist on people addressing you as Uncle or Aunty you're cool and you rule an area near a school.

Here are some of the popular "wise" words of Uncle Bully and Mat Rempit:

"Gangsterisme' is the pathway to contentment and contentment is the key to happiness..."

"If you 'whack' me and I end up in the hospital. I'll KILL you. All I need is your name. So if you want to 'whack' me, you'll have to KILL ME."

Ever heard of the word 'disguise' my dear gangsters? Maybe a disguise and a fake identity will make your gangster games more entertaining.

Instead of hitting each other and revealing your identities at the end, why not leave it a mystery?


I cannot remember much about the crap I wrote about in school. However, despite my lack of literacy and lapse of memory, I am going to share my 'bodoh' views with you anyway. I am going to list down the little bits of crappy shit I have in my head in the way that we were taught to in school (because I miss school).

Introduction/Pendahuluan:

• General information- Triad gangs, Thug gangs, and school hooligans.
• Fake statistics- 3 in 5 boys involved in illegal gang activity
• National Concerns- Insufficient juvenile schools National Zoos to house juvenile delinquents.
  

Main Content/ Isi-Isi Penting:

• Preventive measures- Make students write essays about gangsterism in Mandarin, Tamil, Bahasa Malaysia and English.
  
• Another Preventive measure- Create a Pembimbing Rakan Sebaya(PRS) Club in school to ensure that every kid in school who aspires to be a gangster has a PRS friend to talk them out of it.
  
• Resolution- Enforce mandatory death sentences. eg: public stoning, gangster burning, etc.
  
• Another Resolution- use school hooligans as subjects for future studies on brain impairment.
  

Conclusion/Kesimpulan:

• Gangsters in Malaysia need to grow up.

Get it into your heads already! Driving like mad pepet heads on the road and hurting school kids does not make you any sexier or cooler.The 'girls' who hang out with you are probably of the same caliber. Therefore, they cannot be considered as girls! They fall under the category of 'sampah' DIRT...

I used to think that bullying only happened in kindergarten but I was obviously wrong. I guess some of you never got out of that phase in life.



*breathes* On a lighter note, I am enrolling myself in a photography class next semester. I figured a good break from Science subjects would be good and I could learn to take not-so-shitty photos too...

Memories of Jervis Bay. :)

NO MORE ASS-ignments!!!

Hey there...

This blog looks like crap... I'm deleting the previous entry because it doesn't make sense! This post is going to be a very special and happy one... with lots of smiley photos!

If you haven't got a life... you should continue reading.

I must warn you though... reading this won't make you any smarter. It will only give you goose pimples and syphilis or whatever.

:D

I haven't blogged in awhile because I've been pretty busy with assignments. This blog is so incredibly outdated I don't even know where to begin. I'll start with some happy news and end with more happy news.

Fat Midget's Happy Moments

• Happy moment No.1

Rah-Rah's Graduation.

• Happy Moment No.2

Boiling myself in a big pot of chlorinated water and underwater jets.

• Happy Moment No.3

Licking eyeballs with Andrew, Sapate, Sue and Mike...

• Happy moment No.4

Seeing Adrian's name in the sand.

• Happy Moment No.5

Seeing Mummy and Daddy turn into red lobsters after a few drinks.

• Happy Moment No.6

Shopping with the girls...

• Happy moment No.7

Watching Natalie molest pet the baby goats.

• Happy Moment No.8

Frying myself

• Happy Moment No.9

Giving Dennis his first glass of wine... Tee-hee... without mum and dad's consent.

• Happy Moment No.10

Trying hard to look Kawaii.

• Happy Moment No.11

Taking a really "sexy" picture of Calvin at the beach.

• Happy Moment No.12

Seeing a cloud in a shape of a double helix ... Like a gregarious white DNA... How cool is that? *pfft* I'm lame! please forgive me... I thought the cloud looked cool so I took a picture.

• Happiest Moment of ALL

Looking really tall in a picture. *BEAMS*


I know this is random... but I've been listening to the original version of 'Kiss Me' a lot lately... I hate New Found Glory's version of the song. They should burn in hell for ruining such a beautiful song.


Sing along with me guys ;)

SO KISS MEEEE.....