It's Christmas babyyyy!

First time spending Christmas away from home... :)

I do miss everyone back home and you are all in my thoughts especially during this special time of the year.

Too bad we didn't get to bake melting moments and decorate our humongous tree together this year :( We have to do it next year!!! <3

Last year, I made a very disturbing Christmas video... This year, I'll share my Christmas wish with all of you:

I hope everyone will have a special Christmas. Something that you and your sayangs will not forget.

I might make another video after Christmas though.... We shall see :)

Oh, and yes, I'm still thinking of whether I should post up all the old zaman sekolah photos. They are all so embarrassing. *blushes* We were so young and wild once upon a time... I could seriously blackmail a number of people... this includes myself...Dangerous stuff...

Lalala Machine

I stole that music player from Minja... :) Thanks hun!!! Hope you don't mind...

Ohh! and I found my external hard drive yesterday :D

This means... I'll be posting up a whole bunch of old photos REAL soon...

It'll bring back heaps of old, bitter or happy memories

Bitch... Please...

This post might sound a little sexist but there is some truth in it... This is just my point of view and I know that every girl has had their bitchy moments... so YES, I do admit that I can be a bitch and all this does apply to me sometimes... and perhaps even more than I would like to admit.

When it comes to dealing with issues involving women... a number of a ridiculously huge amount of circumstances need to be considered. It is impossible to list everything down but I will include the most crucial one.

• Time of the month
  

There is no step by step guide to pull you out of a bitches' shit hole because bitches are just too darn complicated to comprehend.

However, there are tips on how to 'avoid' a bitches' wrath:

1. Try your best to do things THEIR way

2. Be their maid

Think Cinderella...

3. Give them everything they need.

Give them their daily dose of bitch pills.

4. Bribe them with more 'anti-period' luxury items to shut up.

example 1: Prada has been known to deter mood swings and periods. Myth or fact, I'm not sure.


example 2: Hello Kitty merchandise has been said to alter their tone of voice and choice of words...

5. When they are dissatisfied...Just apologize, bribe them and shut UP!

No use looking for the panic button... Just surrender!!!

Just keep repeating steps 1 to 5 to achieve a more desirable outcome...

Important: If insanity starts getting the better of you, you can either call the hotline or secretly soil their dinner. Do whatever it takes to make everyone happy... this includes yourself! So do NOT hesitate to plot revenge! Santa does not exist so you don't have to worry about naught lists...

This is all that I can think of for now... When I do come up with more ideas I'll share it with you.