Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Meet Kate




the other girl... He calls it 'Kate'


She's the New Toy...


The one thing Kate and I have in common are our numbers...

I was born on the 26th too

Does he love her? Yes
Am I jealous? No, because I know that REAL women are what real men want.

Thus, what is left is the question...

Is Adrian a REAL man? Choose between Fake Kate or Me...

It had better be me, or I'll stab your face. :D

A few things you should consider, Drian:
-no more morning rides on Kate... ride me instead
- She doesn't need a wash every damn week
- She won't cook for you
-She's high maintenance. I'm slightly cheaper, right?


Another random note:

I am being quarantined by Adrian and Sarah simply because I've got Shingles a.k.a Herpes Zoster a.k.a chicken pox's sister. For the next 7 days, I'll be pumping my system with antiviral medications and water. My bed is being disinfected so I'll be sleeping on newspapers and plastic sheets for now.

To be honest, I feel like a leper... I never knew how cold blooded my loved ones could be... untill today. *sniffles* Its just shingles... not leprosy or SWINE flu...