Fat Midgets Can Blog Too

The letter 'I'...

2011-07-19T00:33:00.008+08:00

Hello dear denizens of earth... :)

Here's another random, life-changing blog post that you MUST read. :/

How do people blog everyday?! Just astounds me how some people can find the time and inspiration to blog about themselves everyday...

I am beginning to think that I'm just as boring as this redundant thing. So in order to make myself sound just a little bit more interesting, here's a very narcissistic post about myself...

I shall begin every sentence with the letter 'I' because nothing spells narcissism more than the letter 'I'. Besides, no harm in having an overdose of ME on MY blog after a year... *eww wtf*

I went to Bali to camwhore in the toilet of all places despite the fact that the Villa was far more picture worthy than my face+boobs+orange bikini.

See, our Villa was sexy wasn't it :)

I managed to get 6 packs thanks to Jane and her ~~eye liners~~ great support...

I learnt how to roll a cigarette... No, I didn't smoke it... I just rolled it.

I went snowboarding again

I.........don't know what I was doing here...

I failed at flying a kite

So ...

I learnt how to fly instead...

I killed my hair with more dye just to look a little bit more fake...

And last but not least, I will be taking part in City2Surf! :)

http://www.fundraise.city2surf.com.au/Penny_Chow

You can donate a little bit of money to a cause that I care about (click)... or just take joy in seeing me suffer. It's 14kms of pain, so I will be getting down on all fours and crawling or rolling(whatever that works best) after the 5km mark.

Yay, done! That's enough I's to last me a lifetime...

Follow me

2010-11-20T15:23:00.008+08:00

Don't really know if anyone still reads my crappy blog posts, but if you do... and you happen to have a Twitter account, FOLLOW ME :)

oh, and you know how I blogged about creating my own ice-cream that looked like a chocolate bar (My ice-cream dream).

Like I know heaps of people that read it told me that these things already exist and yeah, I have to agree that Turskish Delight Ice-cream is pretty earth-shattering- and-orgasmic-like... but the chocolate layer still tastes like cheap Ice Magic chocolate syrup; therefore, it isn't GOOD ENOUGH.

I want the REAL DEAL!

So in effort to make this amazing-ingenious-fantastic-hebat-geng idea a reality... I've decided to take the first step to achieve this dream... I am going to buy an ice-cream maker!

I've been shopping around the internet for a few models. I've narrowed it down to a few models that are within my budget:

...lol... just kidding. I'll get this when I decide to drop out of Uni.

Sunbeam Gelateria GL8200. $300

Looks pretty good huh? it 'chills your ice-cream at the touch of a button' but it is also a little bit more pricey. It apparently rusts as it needs salt solution to be placed in the canister to aid the chilling process. There are also mixed reviews regarding how long the machine takes to chill the ice-cream. Hmmm.

Cuisinart Ice-cream maker. $170

This one requires the bowl used in the machine to be frozen for a whoping 22 hours prior to making your ice-cream :( Apart from that one issue, everything else seems perfect!

Decisions, decisions... which one sounds sexier?

No longer an undergrad(hopefully)

2010-11-20T15:09:00.004+08:00

Praying/Hoping/Wishing that I did not fail... Can't help but feel like I did screw everything up this semester though :x

hmm... but for the time being I am abso-bloody-lutely happy that I am done with my degree :D My results had better not kill this euphoria.

On a lighter note, home is just a few more sleeps away and Sarah and I have officially moved in to our new place!

There was a whole lot of drama with the move involving my stupidity of course :(

I donated ALL of my bags to St.Vincent De Paul's society by accident! Never knew losing all my bags could inflict such pain. I suppose it is because almost every bag that I had was a gift. I've always found it difficult to buy bags for myself because I always feel that it is unnecessary unless it is affordable, the perfect size, colour and material. I guess I'm just fussy or simply too cheap to spend when it comes to bags...

My fringe is short

2010-09-15T23:14:00.003+08:00

I decided to chop my fringe...

I am quite pleased with how it looks... but I think i'm still in shock... because it's been ages since I last had it this short and to be honest, I don't even remember what it was like!

Mum used to cut my hair for me, and sorry mum, but maybe hairdressing wasn't really your thing. hahaha! But thanks for trying anyway... :)

Hmm, and if you can tell from the photo, my hair isn't exactly 'trained' yet. A few bits are still sticking out like toothpicks and I swear they won't stay put. I've tried water, gel, wax, a hot curling iron and blow dry. Nothing has worked! Good job hair, you've managed to defy every hair product invented.

Putting all my nonsense aside, here comes the moment of truth... what do you think?

Yes, a bit rounder, more cheena-looking... Personally, I believe the fringe accentuates the roundness of my face... but it's different? I don't know... I guess it was worth trying something different.

It'll grow anyway... *awkward smile*

Perfume

2010-08-27T00:02:00.009+08:00

MSN conversation between mum and I

Mum and Dad say the cutest things. It tickles my heart ever time.

*sprays perfume on Ocular Pathology notes*

***

On an entirely different note...

It's August, winter is almost over... we're only a few more sleeps away from spring and that's definitely one thing I am looking forward to because I don't completely detest the cold weather but I like having a bit of it... coupled with warm kisses from the sun.

There's a bit of favouritism when it comes to spring mainly due to the fact that I can let my flabs get a bit of a tan. Aside from that, I absolutely love how I get to wear cute little dresses with boots and look like I'm confused between winter and summer. Hmm... but most of all... spring comes every year with special days that remind me of how much I love my family. It just so happens that Mum, Dad, Aunty Rose, Aunty Yeng, Aunty Iris and Aunty Irene turn a year older during this time of the year.

Speaking of birthdays, Azzy, Naddy and Leena celebrated their birthdays just awhile ago and in an effort to describe how special those days were, I will include photos from their fun themed parties -because photos of the glamorous birthday girls are more appealing than words.

Azzy's 22nd at Al Mustafa

The theme was 'Not Your Age'

Might not have been the most well planned surprise birthday ever, but at least we tried. You're awesome Azzy! You know how much we love you.

Leena's plate smashing 21st at Aesop's :)

Leenbean looked stunning like how she always does even without trying. Here's Little Miss Perfect and the rest of us girls.

Poor Nat had her surgery on Naddy's birthday. Played Rock, Paper Scissors to see who would stuff their face with cake. She failed miserably... It was more like Rock Paper Scissors vs. Paper, Paper, Paper. LOL... get well soon hun... looking forward to your bullying once your hands are healed. I know how much you want to punch me when I laugh at your Doraemon hands.

Naddy's 21st at Mizuya

The theme was 'FOBBY fashion mistakes'

Naddy looked like a really hot/ sophisticated Fob.

Can't just dress the part, you have to look it... So we had Fobby poses as well :) Not that I needed to pose... already AM one.

Hope you gorgeous girls enjoyed yourselves as much I did. These will definitely be in my photo albums in 20 years time for old times' sake.

Google likes my blog

2010-06-10T20:14:00.005+08:00

Hello, yes I know... It's been ages since I updated this blog. I find there isn't such a need to blog as much these days as twitter does the job most of the time.

So, coming back to the topic for today... Google has been linking all sorts of crazy people to my blog. I checked my feedjit web tracker today and found that people were typing in searches like:

"fattest midget in the world"

"sexy fat midgets"

"horny fat midgets"

"fat midget sex"

The last one disturbs me the most...

Now, the thing that bugs me most is the fact that Google thinks that my blog relates to fat midget sex, horny fat midgets or sexy fat midgets. The second thing that bugs me is how sick people can get. I know, it may be like a fetish or whatever, but I would've never guessed that there would be a handful of people in the world that actually enjoy shit like this.

I'm thinking maybe it's time I changed the name of my blog. Hmm...Can't think of anything else though. I find that this describes me best but I must admit that I am getting quite offended by the fact that Google links THOSE word searches to my innocent little blog.

Help me think of a new name for this blog that might describe myself better.

On a 'lighter' note, I have been going crazy with the amount of stress that I've been forced to deal with. I have honestly never felt any amount of stress greater than this in my life. I had clinical placements all the way in Timbuktu(took me 2 hours to drive there) till the final week of Uni and I had finals at the end of that week. Now all that is left is 2 case studies(which are worth quite a lot) and a final interview exam on Wednesday.

My assignments are a work in progress and I must admit that for once in my life, I feel like I'm ready to give up. I've given Uni work everything... Literally everything...

I've put aside all the bare necessities of life, showering, pooping and tending to my face. I'm so constipated and hairy *cries* The only thing I've not given up is eating... I really am a fat shit.

I dare not show you any photos... I might give you nightmares.

So here's a very accurate pictorial description of myself...

This stress has induced my face to flake with facial dandruff. It feels like its snowing on my face. Every time I smile or twitch my facial muscles ever so slightly, it snows...

Saw a doctor about my facial dandruff/eczema issue and he laughed... Said that I was a hypochondriac and gave me steroids to stop the eczema. I almost stabbed his face...

My hair has been tangled for days. There are tangles over my tangles and I have a feeling I might have to chop it all off... *cries*

I never knew how long my leg hair could grow... I swear I can tie knots with them. My razor isn't going to do the job anymore... I might need a pair of scissors to trim and then a razor for a (hopefully) smoother finishing.

And because I have not stepped out of the house in days and all I've been wearing is my PJs... My boobies have completely forgotten what it was like to defy gravity. They are saggy enough to make clapping noises when i hop around the house.

This is what I sacrifice for my education... pray I make it through these next 2 weeks. Oh, and I hope you like my beautiful drawings... I tried to be as detail as I could.

Finish this post with a photo of the girls on ladies' night at Brooklyn... We need to have more nights like these

What would you do If I sang out of tune?

2010-05-02T18:23:00.002+08:00

Do you remember watching The Wonder Years?

It was my favourite as I was growing up :) Everyone used to gather in front of the telly just to watch this as a family.

Brings back a whole lot of memories... Hearing the song is enough to tickle my heart and trigger flashbacks of those times we sat together watching this show. I can't believe I never realized how sweet the lyrics are till now. :)

What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
with a little help from my friends.

On a more serious note, I start clinical placements again tomorrow! Am really looking forward to my first squint clinic :D

I hope everything goes well and I hope that all of you will have a great week as well...

And always remember to get by with a little help from your friends :)

Can't fix a liar

2010-04-27T20:34:00.005+08:00

Find it odd how I hate surprises? Well, as crazy as this sounds, I think surprises mean that it is easy to lie/ hide things from you.

My mind works in an incredibly messed up way.

See, to plan a surprise, you need to go out, plan things, call a whole bunch of people without your knowledge and most importantly, it involves a lot of good lies :)

It scares me because I really do not like being lied to... white lie or horrible lies... Either one of those don't matter to me... because a lie is a lie.

I also believe that pathological liars can never change. It is a habit that starts from a young age. You start lying to your parents about what you did in school to get out of trouble. Those little lies start getting bigger and you do the same with all of your problems in life because it saves your arse every time.

Stupid thing is, liars always get caught and when they do they end up denying... Its a vicious circle of lies and denial... it is their way of dealing with issues in life.

You can't fix them because that is how they have survived for so many years.

The message to take home with you is... if someone says they're sorry for lying to you and they end up doing it again... They will never change and you will never be able to fix them.

Live a 'perfect' life made up of lies or a life that is imperfect and genuine.

Here comes the sun

2010-04-04T19:27:00.008+08:00

Here comes the sun, doo da doo doo
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's alright

That song never gets old :)

I guess things really are alright at the moment and I owe it to the people that make things fall into place.

You are my friend, my family, my gravity

Sape :) Remember that one Rah?

Board games beat TVs any day. Thanks for bothering to learn how to play Catan with me

yup... my gravity...

Den and Yoshi... :)

You make it impossible not to smile

Happy 20th Natnat!

there is some light at the end of the tunnel after all

Den's picnic and birthday at Jamberoo

2010-03-29T13:40:00.008+08:00

Happy Birthday DEN!!! Hope you had as much fun as we did... :) It sure was a fun day! We need to do this more often!

Here are the photos from that very special day...

Camwhores in the backseat :)

Thanks for driving us there Rah! I had to feed her hot cross buns to stop her from snoozing.

whee!

check out Den's sexy back

Taipan!

We killed a bug...

A.yeng's Nasi ULAM! it's simply the best

Picnic before the wet and wild fun!

I love candids...

This one's going into my favourite photo album. It's picture perfect :D

Twenty-one again

2010-03-17T13:24:00.011+08:00

So much for not wanting a big celebration this year... i had an unexpected one anyway :)

love my girlfriends to bits... :) Thanks for taking the trouble to plan everything! It really was a huge surprise and I had so much fun too... hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.

Celebrating the beginning of adulthood with lots of goofy dancing and not forgetting to mention the best part... yelling 'Opahhh' whilst smashing plates in a restaurant :) perfect!

We made such a mess...

Here's a photo of all the plates that were sacrificed that night... :)
They had 'Happy Birthday Penny <3 ' written on them

That's us before we made a mess...

and...
That's us after ... we're standing on bits of broken plates...

Hariette... THE gorgeous Hariette and I wore the same outfit that night by coincidence. :)

Natnat took a sip of my cocktail and went crazy on the dance floor.

See what I meant by goofy dancing...

we danced the macarena and YMCA...

Andrew danced to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance and it was SO so good... haha

I got to make a wish for the second time that day :)

and was crowned a Princess...

Adrian took heaps of photos and videos for us... thanks hun...

oh, and one plate survived so everyone signed it... ;)

Thanks again for the best 21st birthday ever!!! You guys are the best!!!
xoxo

twenty-one

2010-02-28T20:23:00.011+08:00

Nicole Yeong... we are getting older... Happy 21st birthday hunbun.

A: So, Penny... how does it feel to be 21?

Me: The same... apart from the extra responsibility that comes with being labelled as an 'adult'.

B: What're your plans? You're 21 this year!

Me: :) start my year with a small celebration with people that I love more than anything in the world... and try my best to end it with priceless memories of achievements, failures, lessons and Happy moments.

C: What was your favourite 21st birthday present?

Me: The thoughts and wishes from everyone. :)

Finally, a camera that fits into my bag <3>

Chocolate and a shopping cart :) Must be a hint... :) Thanks Amandapanda

Thomas Sabo, mr.men top and New laptop case! Thanks Rah and Say Mun!

The family's traditional gift... :) love it so so so much

Thanks for the mug Jing

The much loved Hello Kitty instant camera :) thanks again Drian

:)

All grown up?

2010-02-17T23:03:00.002+08:00

When I was little, I used to fantasize about how my world would be like when I grew older. The thought of having the power to make my own decisions was far more stimulating than toys.

I could not bloody wait to grow up... I even played games with Sarah and Nick that involved imaginary time machines to give us a sense of what it would be like if we were older. Eat whatever we want, have our own bloody rules... We felt like Gods ruling our very own lives, satisfying our souls with OUR OWN decisions.

As for now, I only wish I was young again... I dread decisions.

I'll be starting my 3rd year at Uni in about a week. Clinical Placements and Uni work combined are scaring me to death. Just looking at my timetable makes my chest hurt a little... How am I going to make it through the first 2 weeks of Uni?

The thing I'm most afraid of is screwing up...

oh, and I'm also bloody nervous about my first day at the clinic... what do i say? What do i do? I don't know anyone there... I'll be the only Student Orthoptist!!!

Hai Lat... perfectly describes how I feel right now. *faints*

I would trade my Domo to be 6 again. :'(

My Ice Cream Dream

2010-02-09T15:59:00.004+08:00

I dream of an ice-cream that would change the world... *dramatic music ensues*

Recently, I single-handedly designed and created a cupcake that looked exactly like an ice-cream... A little project that I could not have done without the help of my faithful minions... Amanda and Adrian.

The work of a genius

Minion A

Minion B

:)

Now, I have an even bigger dream... A dream that will change ice-cream as we know it forever!
I want to make A chocolate bar ice-cream!

*cries*The only limitation I have is... I just don't know how to make my chocolate bar hollow and I don't know how to fill my chocolate bar with ice cream...

Would KitKat, Cadbury or any other chocolate company be willing to buy my idea? :(

I really want my chocolate bar ice-cream!!!

Imagine a KitKat bar filled with cold, creamy goodness and bits of KitKat wafer...

I WANT THAT!!!!

lower than low

2010-02-01T03:03:00.000+08:00

feel so low... I could just give up right now

how do I stay strong?

5 minutes

2010-01-19T22:06:00.009+08:00

I've got 5 minutes to write this post.
Feel like I've got a 101 things to write about but I just don't know where to begin...

Went to Hong Kong and Macau for a holiday and it was amazing! I loved it!!! Didn't get to buy any Hello Kitty stuff though... :( was really racing against time! There was so much to see and too much to do :) Here's a photo of everyone except Dad at Mong Kok.

Will definitely put up more of my favourite photos in my next post.

Hmmm, apart from that, I've been feeling a little... awkward? about turning 21 soon. I feel like I need to fulfill a whole lot of things and I really do want to get out there and experience everything that's possible but I'm too afraid... I'm afraid that I'm just not capable? I'm definitely doubting myself.... To be honest, I doubt myself a LOT and I hate it.

Nic always tells me that I am my own biggest fear... and she's right... *sighs*

Satu Bulan

2010-01-06T18:03:00.005+08:00

1 month down... 2 more to go...

Time flies when you're having fun :)

Here are some happy snaps from nights out and little adventures.

Drinks and nuggets at the curve

Hot dot

Jane's spider

Go Kart racing

Movie date with the girls <3

Christmas!!!

Oh! and me won a 2K dollar watch at the club... Lucky us :D

Skytrex= crazy fun + pain

Happy 2010

Lets hope 2010 will be awesomer than any other year! Lots of <3 *hugs* and *muahs*

Me, myself and I

2009-11-27T12:18:00.006+08:00

its been 3 days since I got back.

Exercise routine has officially started and I've decided to sign up for Salsa dance classes alone if I can't find a partner in time.

Feels great to do whatever I feel like doing.

In a way I envy people who are independent and single. I was never this needy before this relationship so I guess its about time I found my old self again. I miss her.

Met up with Dot and Pei Ru last night :) they look as good as ever... as usual...gorgeous babes.

I've got 3 books to read. 10 kilos to shed and a whole lot of people I'd like to meet if they aren't too busy :)

Wish everyone was back home its been too long... I miss you.

Come home already Sarah Chow! Everyone's waiting for you

P/s: If you happen to be interested in learning salsa PLEASE let me know! :)

Balik Kampung!

2009-11-21T14:11:00.003+08:00

before I begin... I'd just like to whine for a bit... *whines*This final exam has been a crazy one. Yes, crazy is the only word I can think of right now... Is it possible to fail all 3 subjects in a row? I can bid that ridiculous dream of being able to do my honours bye-bye. Oh God, just let me graduate and don't make next semester any more difficult than this semester. Please, let my subjects be easier next year. Okay, done wallowing in self pity.

On a happier note! I'm going home and I haven't got a thing to worry about till March. 3 long months to just bum around and be stupid. There's so much i want to do and I don't even know where to begin.

:D

List of things to do

Salsa lessons
Have always wanted to learn this... So yay! I'm finally doing it!

Hiphop class with Sarah and Jane
Sarah's idea... I highly doubt there are any decent hiphop classes in KL. Oh well, no harm trying though. I need the exercise anyway.

Watch me Shrink Project
This will be the biggest achievement in my life if I make it out alive. :)
I will be undergoing supervised training everyday for the next 3 months. By the end of those 3 months I should be able to:
Run a ~~marathon~~ 13 Km
Climb KK (if I have time to go to KK)

Holiday at a pretty new place
Everyone's back so we have to go somewhere!

Get a haircut

Something like this would be great!

Karen's Wedding
Yay! Congrats love!

Cooking lessons
French cooking or maybe even pastry classes.

Watch every movie I haven't watched in the past 12 months.

:)

And I believe that's it for now.

Random updates
1. I got myself a pair of really cute shoes the other day. just wanted to share more irrelevant nonsense.

Front view... veryyy sexy shoes

back view... too cute! looks like someone drew the design on.

2. Adrian's been pmsing. So i captured his pms-y face and decided I'd share it with the world

3. Weather's been so hot! We had to have ice-cream together the moment exams were over.

Bye bye loves! have a great break!

Nothing beats this...

2009-10-26T19:20:00.010+08:00

Nothing beats that warm and fuzzy feeling whenever each and every one of you are around...

Love how you colour my world :)

Painting our thoughts on canvas...

Wonder what we were thinking...

More fish, Dad?

Adrian's confused?

Sarah needs a pet to replace Say Mun...

Mum... that nose is huge! Is that Barbara Streisand?

Love how we never fail to step outside on a sunny day

It doesn't matter where we go... as long as we're doing it together

Love how everything tastes when I'm with you...

BBQ lamb cutlets

Nasi Ulam

everything tastes like a good mix of yummy and love

Dessert at the Hilton

Thanks for dessert Rah!

Finally,
I
Love Happy Birthdays

and...

Him... Happy 2 Years!

On a VERY different note... I'd like you to meet Sarah's Silk Worms!

Anyone want silk? I could steal their cocoons and sell them to you... Might fetch a pretty decent price.

and the new edition to my fluffy family...

Khy and Nya the baby seal... They're so cute!

I'm not fine, thank you...

2009-10-03T23:39:00.007+08:00

I got a job as a waitress thinking I'd be able to earn a little extra money to live a little bit more luxuriously.

Pfft* I was so so wrong... Since getting this job I've been needing to spend on so much more! *cries*

2,800 dollars for my car damage(minor accident at a roundabout. don't really want to talk about it...Its too heartbreaking... The rear right hand side of my car is dented)

My 18-135mm lens died on me at the beach house... The Auto focus motor literally died... It makes this weird crackling sound now when I try to Auto focus. Sigh...to repair or not is another thing I have to think about. I had to rely entirely on my 50mm f1.4 lens. Managed to capture this pretty view of sunrise from our beach house with it though :).

Finally, my Hairdryer died on me this morning... So I'll be having bad hair days till i decide I'm rich enough to get a new one. My hair will be tied up in an ugly bun for now and I'll be having a little bit more of alcohol to drown my sorrows...

This is completely irrelevant... but my GOD would you look at my red face! I hate people who don't turn red when they drink... not more than kids who are taller than me though. They're no.1 on my hate list.

AGHHH! Is this God's sadistic way of showing me how hard it is to earn something? *sniffles*

All these horrible things only happened after I got this job! I think I might need a second job, I'm just afraid that that would bring me double the trouble... Gosh, and I'm not even superstitious or pious...

Oh dear God, bestow upon me better luck and a leprechaun with a bloody big pot of gold.

Oh, and ermm... daddy just got me this lens to cheer me up... 18-200mm VRII lens. I told him not to... but thanks a lot anyway! Its awesome! That's my Christmas and 21st Birthday pressie. *BEAMS* Wish I could have earned it with my waitressing money though... :( I am more spoilt than I think I am.

Weird and Wonderful News: Arrested couple do 'it' in a police car!
This couple got arrested and decided it was a great opportunity to shag while they were being driven to the police station. How kinky... Apparently the driver was completely oblivious to this...They probably got themselves arrested on purpose to fulfill a kinky sexual fantasy... and I reckon they paid him a couple of bucks to shut up and enjoy the view. An obvious win-win situation for him...

;)

1 down 2 more to go...

2009-09-14T13:47:00.009+08:00

Yesh! I'm done with 1 class test *beams* I've got Biology and Concomitant strabismus to deal with now. *grr*

Can't find the drive to study so I figured I might have a little drive to blog instead.

Lately, I've been thinking of what I should do with my hair. As some of you might already know, I chopped my long hair off and got a bob instead.

Lets take a walk down memory lane

My hair in college. I had split ends and it looked messy all the time but I do miss it... :(
-it was definitely not as messy as James' though... LOL.

I found this as I was looking for photos of my blue hair... Seems like it was just yesterday we were window shopping and camwhoring. Missing all of you <3

-couldn't find a photo of my blue hair :(-

This is an old one too... *sobs* My long hair!

My short hair... it made me look 5 years younger and 5 times rounder. I got rid of my split ends when I chopped it all off though... Oh, and this picture was taken at Luna Park. :)

This is quite a recent photo of myself. It looks a little too flat, mainly due to my thin hair... But yeah, i hate my fringe... Its a little too long and shapeless.

I wish I had thick and wavy hair... I Would love it to death!

Thinking of 2 options:

Shaving my head bald and buying a few wigs
growing my hair long and cutting my fringe

The latter sounds a little boring... First option is definitely being considered. :)

Dear God, please let me wake up tomorrow with a pretty head of hair... and while you're at it, take my fats and turn them into leg bone. If Jesus can turn water into wine you have absolutely no excuses.

I know I haven't been posting up 'Weird and Wonderful facts' in awhile... but I thought this was pretty weird stuff that I would love to share.

Weird and Wonderful News: China gets sexy
China is building a sex theme park to improve the sex education and sex lives of its visitors.
I'm picturing a huge Chinese version of Sexpo-anal chopsticks and rice flavoured underwear. It is called Love Land and it is supposed to open this coming October in Chongqing.

As if Chinese need more sex? We've got more than enough Chinese in the world. Yeah, sex may be a taboo subject in any asian culture; however, the size of our population definitely begs to differ. There's enough of us to dominate this freaking world! We must be doing the right thing in bed to be getting these numbers.

While the Chinese are claiming that they lack sexual wisdom... There is some evidence that contradicts these claims...(source) I don't know if this is true, but it does sound quite... believable.

The first explicit recommendation of sex aids - as opposed to their age-old use- in China was made by Buddhist monks who urged the use of sex instruments during the reign of Empress Wu Tse-T'ien (A.D. 1685-1704). Historical records show that the imperial physician, Ming Chtung-yen presented the Empress with a sex aid called a "live limb" for her amusement in the royal bedchamber. The device, made of rubber, was brought to the imperial capital by a Buddhist monk from India via Tibet. A full description is found in a Chinese version of one of the Buddhist classics (E. Chou, "The Dragon and the Phoenix") - a nun, having "the need," has a "live limb" manufactured for her use"When it was ready, the nun took it with her into the inner room. She tied the rubber live limb to her ankle and pushed it inside her by bending her knee and moving her foot so that her carnal desire was satisfied."

See! They have been kinky all these years!!! Such a well kept secret unlike the kama sutra...

Perhaps the Chinese have their own version of the Kama sutra and they're finally revealing their secrets at this theme park. *gasp* I am itching to go there now...

Pictures of us...

2009-09-08T19:26:00.011+08:00

favourite photos from my camera... :)

Trip to the zoo with Rah and Rosa

Malie the seal wowing the crowd

little lamb

do your ears hang low?

Evolution?

A new member of the family... Khy the baby seal

The National Park on Father's Day

:)

Really like this one...

Sunnier days

picnic with the girls

<3

Wishing he could be a kid again

soaking up the sun

The sun better be out tomorrow... I've got the sniffles and 2 tests next week so I really can't afford to get sick right now.

Man chang

2009-09-08T18:56:00.003+08:00

I hate this feeling... Yes, it is that time of the month.

I feel pretty overwhelmed with emotions right now... hoping its just the damn period.

Don't even feel like there's a point in going back home at the end of this year... Too many bitter, awkward and fake moments to endure. I can already see it coming...

Yeah, I do feel like giving up on everything... can't help but feel that everything's a huge mistake. Just wish I could erase every little mistake and start all over again.

The only thing that i look forward to is seeing my loved ones and friends that actually bother to say hello... I guess?

A Quickie!!!

2009-08-26T15:30:00.005+08:00

This one's going to be a short and sweet one...

1. Sarah and Adrian have blogs!

Yes, they have finally conformed!

Check them out if you haven't got anything else better to do... <3

Sarah C

Adrian O

2. Nat, Azizah, Leena and Nadyne are a year older!

Happy Birthday!!! <3

My New Diet Strategy... Soup diet+Laxatives

2009-08-17T14:42:00.007+08:00

I have decided to take my weight issue seriously this time. No more excuses Miss Penny Chow!

I can't fit into any of my summer clothes and jeans... hah! No surprise there... I've got extra 5kgs of lard hanging on the sides of my tummy and cheeks.

There were other options like shopping for new clothes... but obviously, I can't afford a whole new wardrobe of size 18 clothes so I might as well cut back on fatty foods and save a whole lot of money.

Time's running out though... Spring's just around the corner so I really have to do whatever it takes to lose my muffin top before summer.

My new diet strategy is going to have to work... oh, please work!!!

If you're wondering about how I'm coping... Well, I'm finding it really hard to get used to the emptiness in my poor little tummy...

yummy Drian <3

Meet Kate

2009-06-10T14:00:00.003+08:00

the other girl... He calls it 'Kate'

She's the New Toy...

The one thing Kate and I have in common are our numbers...

I was born on the 26th too

Does he love her? Yes
Am I jealous? No, because I know that REAL women are what real men want.

Thus, what is left is the question...

Is Adrian a REAL man? Choose between Fake Kate or Me...

It had better be me, or I'll stab your face. :D

A few things you should consider, Drian:
-no more morning rides on Kate... ~~ride me instead~~
- She doesn't need a wash every damn week
- She won't cook for you
-She's high maintenance. I'm slightly cheaper, right?

Another random note:

I am being quarantined by Adrian and Sarah simply because I've got Shingles a.k.a Herpes Zoster a.k.a chicken pox's sister. For the next 7 days, I'll be pumping my system with antiviral medications and water. My bed is being disinfected so I'll be sleeping on newspapers and plastic sheets for now.

To be honest, I feel like a leper... I never knew how cold blooded my loved ones could be... untill today. *sniffles* Its just shingles... not leprosy or SWINE flu...

Make a Wish

2009-05-21T23:18:00.008+08:00

We love making wishes... at least I know I do.

Greedy people can make a wish list long enough to pave a pathway to bloody hell. I, on the other hand wouldn't need a damn list.... I only need 1 wish. What do you reckon it is?

What would a fat midget wish for?

Hahaha... Tough one? My answer is simple... and it isn't even on that poll. PFffttt* You'll figure out the answer at the end of this post...

Barely any of your wishes will come true... unless of course you're ~~a rich spoiled brat~~ really fortunate or Jesus.

Damn all of you fortunate people! I haven't had a wish come true in a month... I should be getting one every week. I deserve it... I used to go to church every Sunday!!!

Hmph... Adrian Ooi believes in bloody Manchester United and worships them as Gods... Ridiculous... Look at this bunch of clowns.

How did he manage to get his wish?! How unfair... Why haven't I grown taller yet? Perhaps I should start bathing in holy water.

Let me introdruce you to:

My drawing is meant to look like a bike (in case you couldn't make out what it was)... haha... I obviously failed art class! I'll put up photos of the bike in my next post.

He is the happiest little kid in the world right now... *Sigh He even forced me to blog about his new bike. I swear I feel like I've lost my boyfriend to an inanimate object... He would rather ride his bike than cook dinner for me... *sniffles...

Oh well, I guess a bike does beat riding the bus... Less smelly people and diseased seats. I'm actually happy for him. I can't wait to be his pillion rider! I've never ridden on a bike before, so yes, I am VERY excited! :D :D :D

I know this is irrelevant but have you noticed the new colours, music and the new chatterbox? The previous one died on me... I'm guessing it had something to do with how inactive my blog was... Like, I forgot to 'feed' it or whatever.

oh, and by the way... I would wish for all my wishes. Smart isn't it!? hahaha! That way, I wouldn't even need a list... ;)

I feel like a Druggie

2009-05-10T20:27:00.001+08:00

oh wow, I'm blogging... Almost forgot my password to my blogger account. That's how long it has been

I guess it is a good thing that I haven't had the time to blog... Because if I was blogging, I wouldn't be doing all of this:

eating, going to uni, random road trips, studying the eye, spitting on my anatomy notes, cooking, rushing assignments, getting my injections, serology tests, inverting eyelids, measuring vision, google-ing weird eye diseases, hugging Drian, hugging Rah, cleaning the toilet, getting stuck in traffic and parking 25 minutes away from Uni because there wasn't any parking left...

See, I'm a busy little girl. That's probably the most valid excuse I've given for abandoning this stinky, short and fat blog. :)

Back to the Main TOPIC: Feeling like a Druggie

You're probably hoping to read about how I finally mustered enough courage to smoke weed... Heh! Sorry to disappoint but that day will never come. I've got principles*chokes* But seriously... I'm not rich enough to try drugs. I'd rather spend my money on food.

I feel like a damn druggie because I've had too many damn injections in the past 6 months it just doesn't seem right. Blood test, HepA, HepB, Flu shot, Meningitis vaccines, Cervical cancer...

Am I finally healthy enough to become a student orthoptist? ROAR!!!

On a lighter note... I do have some lovely photos to share :)

Nicoley love before she left. Muah!

The lovelies! Bern, Eu Jin, JC and Wei Ran!

Jane and I at the beach :)

Andrew the Soldier boy and Amandaaaaaahhh at Sandakan

Amanda's prize winning watermelon :)

Minja, Terence, Adrian and I. Miss you Min! :) Hopefully a Singapore trip will happen the next time!

I visited Melbourne for a day and walked around the entire CBD within 2 hours or so.

Uncle Hilmy visited Sydney! :) We had yummy hot choc at Lindt cafe.

Adrian turned 20! :)

Mum had her appendix removed on Good Friday and Choc Fondue on Easter Sunday. She's Hebat!

Yummers... Chocs from Kit, Mun, Aunty Susan and Drian

Post Operation diet: Chocolate Bunnies

We went on a Road trip and stayed in a quaint little farm somewhere near Port Stephens. Apparently this place used to be an old sheep shearing shed. The owner built this entire house out of wood from his estate. This place reminded me of scenes from the movie Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Mum fishing at the dam right outside the farm

Dennis beating me at Pool :)

Inside the little farm house

A.Yeng and U.Allen

We had visitors :)

Our alarm clock. Stupid chicken woke me up at 5am.

The following day, we drove around the sand dunes :)

It was crazy fun! :) We drove down a 4o meter high slope. I have to admit I almost wet my pants.

This one looks like a Mitsubishi 4wd ad.

We took this photo when Calvin got stuck in the sand. Lol

We went sand tobogganing too! Den and A.yeng racing to the bottom of the hill.

Dad had fun :)

So did Drian

Yea, going down was fun, but walking back up the sand hill was excruciating.

Mum and Dad at the tin city :)

Drian in the sand.

This is what the 40meter high slope looked like... o.o

I'll stop here.

hopefully I'll blog again sometime soon...

It's Christmas babyyyy!

2008-12-24T18:08:00.002+08:00

First time spending Christmas away from home... :)

I do miss everyone back home and you are all in my thoughts especially during this special time of the year.

Too bad we didn't get to bake melting moments and decorate our humongous tree together this year :( We have to do it next year!!! <3

Last year, I made a very disturbing Christmas video... This year, I'll share my Christmas wish with all of you:

I hope everyone will have a special Christmas. Something that you and your sayangs will not forget.

I might make another video after Christmas though.... We shall see :)

Oh, and yes, I'm still thinking of whether I should post up all the old zaman sekolah photos. They are all so embarrassing. *blushes* We were so young and wild once upon a time... I could seriously blackmail a number of people... this includes myself...Dangerous stuff...

Lalala Machine

2008-12-17T10:57:00.003+08:00

I stole that music player from Minja... :) Thanks hun!!! Hope you don't mind...

Ohh! and I found my external hard drive yesterday :D

This means... I'll be posting up a whole bunch of old photos REAL soon...

It'll bring back heaps of old, bitter or happy memories

Bitch... Please...

2008-12-01T21:03:00.005+08:00

This post might sound a little sexist but there is some truth in it... This is just my point of view and I know that every girl has had their bitchy moments... so YES, I do admit that I can be a bitch and all this does apply to me sometimes... and perhaps even more than I would like to admit.

When it comes to dealing with issues involving women... ~~a number of~~ a ridiculously huge amount of circumstances need to be considered. It is impossible to list everything down but I will include the most crucial one.

Time of the month

There is no step by step guide to pull you out of a bitches' shit hole because bitches are just too darn complicated to comprehend.

However, there are tips on how to 'avoid' a bitches' wrath:

Try your best to do things THEIR way

2. Be their maid

Think Cinderella...

3. Give them everything they need.

Give them their daily dose of bitch pills.

4. Bribe them with more 'anti-period' luxury items to shut up.

example 1: Prada has been known to deter mood swings and periods. Myth or fact, I'm not sure.

example 2: Hello Kitty merchandise has been said to alter their tone of voice and choice of words...

5. When they are dissatisfied...Just apologize, bribe them and shut UP!

No use looking for the panic button... Just surrender!!!

Just keep repeating steps 1 to 5 to achieve a more desirable outcome...

Important: If insanity starts getting the better of you, you can either call the hotline or secretly soil their dinner. Do whatever it takes to make everyone happy... this includes yourself! So do NOT hesitate to plot revenge! Santa does not exist so you don't have to worry about naught lists...

This is all that I can think of for now... When I do come up with more ideas I'll share it with you.

Facebook is amazing!

2008-11-23T11:49:00.007+08:00

I've ditched my Bebo, Friendster and Myspace for Facebook!

Why?

You can't 'Tag' people

Because I never really paid much attention to those anyway

There are too many fake accounts owned by sick pedophiles (actually, these people are everywhere... I'm just being biased)

There are too many profiles of model wannabes on Friendster. (once again, biased... because they're everywhere... just waiting for fake agents to rape them.)

When you report abuse nothing happens... and that is actually TRUE! There were a couple of times people stole some of my photos and used it as their own and I reported abuse but nothing happened... Why the f*ck would you want to impersonate an obese midget anyway!? idiots...

Plus, friendster allows these sick idiots to 'GRAB photos' from you...

There are cool applications on facebook... my personal favourite is Crazy Taxi :)

Facebook's a great stalking device.

I get the funniest messages on facebook from randoms...

Funny Random Person 1 (you can click on the image to enlarge it)

What's Lanzak? I'm guessing it is either a name, tribe or ethnicity I don't know about...

Funny Random Person 2

He took super long to get the HINT 'correct nt'? Lol... Sorry, I sound harsh and mean, but seriously, I hate adding random people... You only endanger yourself when you add randoms... Plus, why do you need cyberfriends?

NOT SO FUNNY Random Person 3

Ermm uncle, its not very normal for 50 year olds to message random teenagers on the internet. If I were a parent I would have reported you to the police.

The real message I am trying to deliver in this post is... be careful with your personal information... Yes, you can have a blog and you can join social networks but do NOT reveal too much of information. Two kids just got abducted on Friday and thankfully they were found before the kidnappers could harm them.

I've been robbed and almost kidnapped myself and it still scares me till today. I get ridiculously paranoid when I am in public. The sound of motorbikes (mat rempits) and the very sight of Malaysian policemen make me jumpy and nervous. I still think that those gunmen that attempted to kidnap my dad and I might have been policemen. I'm not accusing anyone, I'm just saying it MIGHT have been...

I would hate to think that I could have brought trouble upon myself and my loved ones by keeping a blog and disseminating information about people and myself.

Times are getting hard... People are getting desperate... So be careful!!! CORRECT NT?

Playing 'Masak-Masak'

2008-11-06T11:36:00.008+08:00

I love masak-masak... :)

Only the coolest 5 year youngs play that game in their gardens. We'd imitate whatever dad does in the kitchen and come up with our own crazy recipes. A great example of observational learning... (random note: Albert Bandura's awesome... lol... I'm trying my best to study psychology.This is a good sign...I'm remembering things.)

Sometimes, we would even pretend we were witches and we were making a magic broth. I miss destroying mum's plants for our 'yummy' masak-masak dishes.
*sigh... those were the days!

Adrian and I are 19... 14 years above the appropriate age to play that cool game... But we don't really give a fudge...

You could say that we've been pretty adventurous in the kitchen... We've been craving Malaysian food...

1. Roti Jala

Our cooking Utensil for Roti Jala... Thanks to Drian, he made it using a hammer, blade, screwdriver and plastic bottle...

The product... Looks like crap... but tastes like heaven. My apologies for the camera shake... I was too hungry when I captured this photo... my legs could barely hold me up.

Dad's rendang recipe to go with the Roti Jala... :)

2.Yong Tau Foo

Drian and his favourite cooking utensil... The stone mortar.

He was entertained for a few minutes... and then he left the rest of the bashing to me...

:(

My hardwork...

The soon to be yummy chillies...

woaaahhhh...

Once again... WOAhhhh

Drian fried the stuff...Mmmm... sedapnya...

A different angle... woahhh!

Peking wanton for the soup

The absolutely necessary camwhore shots. ;)

awww...

Oh! And this is completely off topic... Drian got this letter from StarCity with the words 'WELCOME TAT'... and I burst out laughing...

I know this isn't very nice, but I had to!!!

Egg tart... lol... I was thinking of "TITS" too...

Photography 1 class

2008-10-30T21:22:00.005+08:00

I've had the GREATEST experience... Film photography has been amazing! I just wish I could continue doing this forever...

yes, it has been stressful... There were deadlines and I wasn't exactly the most skilled photographer in class. The other people in my class are SO talented. I'm a noob and I'll continue being one till I become the best I can be(which is never... lol).

I've learned heaps about other photojournalists of the 80's, 90's and etc., such as Ansel Adams, Laura Levine(my favourite), Everett Kennedy Brown (my second most favourite) and the list is just insanely long.

Oh, AND... this is so embarrassing... but I've actually learned a few stuff about my camera too... Buttons I never knew existed on my camera... Plus, I never knew SLRs and DSLRs had a LIGHT METER... LMFAO. I've been taking photos without my lightmeter till now. Anyway, my point is, I've learned very very valuable lessons about photography. *pffft

Anyway, it is week 13 and I'm done with class :( *sniffles*... I'm going to miss the darkroom. I'm going to have to start liking Photoshop more now... :( I can't be F'd to learn how to use it properly... I need photoshop tutorials! Any volunteers? I'll pay you 50 ringgit for one lesson (serious).

My stinky portfolio photos :)

I scanned these so they're not as sharp as I had hoped for.

Assignment 1- Exploring the frame

I am also using this image for the Noel Chettle Art Prize. LOL... If I win, I'll laugh so hard...

Random people at the park.

Darling harbour's water jets

sitting and waiting

bushwalk(Drian's leg lol)

Assignment 2-Time, People, Place

This one was meant to be a photo essay...

Theme: A Day in the Life of Dennis

Take a walk in his 'shoes'.
He's different in such a beautiful way, I would never want him to change.

Always prepared for the day ahead.

The happiest boy I know.

At his 'secret' spot.

Making the water 'dance' with his feet.

Photographing Den was the best thing! He's the best! Lol... There were other photos but I could only choose 5... :(

Would love to relive that moment again.

Half a century...

2008-10-27T18:07:00.003+08:00

Edited post... photos from my camera :)

Happy Birthday A.yeng, Mummy and Daddy!!

50 years= 50 scoops of gelato :)

Half a century... and another 50 or more years to go...
Its not that HARD to live up to a 100.

You guys will be cutting another 50-60 cakes...

And there WILL be more barbecue dinners like this one.

:) <3 them to bits...

forever...one big arsenal family :) <3

untitled... lol...

We witnessed a miracle on this special day too...

Drian eating his greens...

Why Now? Why Him?

2008-10-07T18:17:00.004+08:00

He left her side on the 4th of October 2008...

Chin Boon Jiin and his cheeky smile will never be forgot.
He was 'pacho the mexican slave' her 'monkey' and her 'baby'.
It is impossible to know how much of joy they have shared with one another.

I am going to miss your jokes, double dates, Nicole's dinners and your presence.

She will never stop smiling for you Jiin. Watch over her and keep that cheeky smile on your face till we all meet again!!! I'll beat you and Jing at go-kart racing this time ok?

We will keep praying for you and your loved ones...

PHOTO update

2008-09-24T15:33:00.008+08:00

Here's what we've been up to...

Cartwheels at the Orange Farm :)

catching oranges

StarCity... BOOO!!! Say no to Gambling! Gambling is equivalent to teenagers who think being a model/Pageant queen is the greatest damn achievement...

The boys won 400 dollars by the way...

camwhoring... I cannot live without it... It is narcissistic, a complete waste of time and too damn exhilarating to give up. Oh, and you see that top I'm wearing in this photo? I made it!!! ALL by myself. The design was by ME, the paint was bought by ME and the top was from CatsWhiskers

Lunch and Fun?

Sweaty Bamboo Fun. - The tiniest club in the world... I reckon Ice Bar in Sanctuary is about the size of this entire club.

Hot Pot Dinners

Crane Machine Fun at Capitol... Adrian still has not won a thing... pfft* hopeless.

awww... how sweet and demure...

Girly Fun ;) Where's Natalie and Naydene?

Birdies feasting on sugar... They're so pretty.

GIANT Wedges from Manning Bar... I've put on 2kg's and I 'think' the wedges I have every week have got something to do with my extra weight... Yummmy brown ~~carbohydrates~~ vegetables drowned in non-saturated fat and finally dipped into sweet chilli sauce and sour cream. Its not as detrimental to health as burgers because it is a vegetable...

*pfft... hahaha. My Low density lipoprotein(LDL) levels are soaring. I'll need a new heart and a few arteries by 40.

Dear blog, I promise I'll stop neglecting you...

you look pathetic and it is ALL my fault...

I bet if you had a mouth you would call me a fat, short, lazy, arrogant *insert bad adjective* bitch...

ermm.. okay, that is all.

Buh bye blog.

Goodbyes...

2008-09-24T14:59:00.003+08:00

The Ultimate Stoner has left our Tanah Air...

She'll be stoning with Queencamwhore in Moscow, Russia...

Minja Turtle on the other hand is still busy fighting crime in Lion Pretend Land...

Oh, and Jackie... What happened to Jackie?

I miss partying on Thursday nights! :(

Mushroom head...

2008-09-08T11:53:00.005+08:00

Dear Rambut Panjang,

I've been with you for more than half of my life and that doesn't include the 5 years before Sarah spat bubblegum on you (which resulted in mum using the kitchen scissors... to make me look like a mushroom). *sighs* I could have been one of those kids in the Johnson&Johnson's No More Tears Ads if mum knew better hair styles...

I am rekindling memories of my horrible childhood... I swear.. mum used to give me haircuts from hell... Thank God we're no longer poor. Otherwise, I would not have been able to pay for a proper haircut.

11 years is far too long... I needed a change...

:) Teehee... I still look fat and short.

Adrian thinks short hair is better... but I know he's lying because he says it with this stupid smirk on his face

The Stranger

2008-08-20T14:23:00.005+08:00

I was lucky enough to meet a very special stranger :) As I was waiting for my bus one day, I saw an elderly woman walking toward the bus stop. She had her walking stick in one hand and an embroidered bag in the other. I offered her my seat out of courtesy and she accepted it with a smile and thanks... and then, the following conversation ensued:

Woman(W) :We hardly see young ones with manners nowadays. Whereabouts are you from?
Me:KL... I'm Malaysian
Woman :Oh! Lovely Country! I have very fond memories of Malaysia. I used to live in Kuala Lumpur too
Me :Wow, what were you doing in Malaysia at that time?
Woman: I'm actually British. I used to follow my husband around. Initially, he was based in Goa, and later, he was transferred to Malaya. My first daughter was born there too and she studied in Assunta. I remember how beautiful Malaya was and that was one of the main reasons why I decided to start a family there. All the different races were in harmony during that time... I've been wanting to go back there... things must be very different now.
Me: Yeah, people and time can change a lot of things.
Woman: That's right. May 13th 1969. I will remember that day forever...*sighs... I remember telling myself that Malaya will never be the same again. It was only after that horrifying tragedy, that I decided it was time to leave. True enough, things never got better in Malaya. What a waste of beauty. It is so disappointing.
Me: Well, hopefully, it isn't too late for Malaysia. We've been praying for a change everyday.
Woman: so have I...

She continued talking about the people and the places she visited... It was obvious that she knew far more than I could possibly know about my own country. All this while, I've only been familiar with one version of my country's history... The version I learned in school. Hearing a different version was... nice... I liked it. My only wish right now is a change for the better.

I want to experience life in Malaysia like how the old woman did... See the beauty she saw a long time ago... and of course, the happiness she saw on the face of every Malaysian citizen...(because I'm tired of seeing this happy face...

Dear Adrian Ooi Tat Leong...

2008-05-27T21:42:00.004+08:00

How long has it been? 8 months? Definitely does not feel like it... Wish I could be there to give you hugs and kisses everyday.

We are evidence that long distance relationships (LDR) are possible, albeit tough at times.

But hey, we did manage to make it work... I know you made most of it happen because you persevered, compromised and put some sense into my head.

Here's a little something I put together for you using Photoshop and movie maker.

It took me awhile to figure out how to use photoshop...admire my skills, people... I'm an computer illiterate. This is fairly advanced stuff for noobs like myself

Gangsterisme

2008-05-24T23:30:00.005+08:00

Masalah Sosial- Gangsterisme

If you grew up in the 1900's in Malaysia, you would have written at least ONE Bahasa Malaysia essay about 'GANGSTERISME'. I know this because I grew up watching the Power Rangers, collecting beanie babies and hating the kids that had Digimons and Tamagotchis. damn you, ~~rich~~ fortunate brats! *flares nostrils*

Coming back to the main topic... (Gangsterism in Malaysia).

I only remember a handful of things I put into my 'gangsterisme' essays. Everything I learned in high school and primary school sort of diminished into thin air after SPM was over. I reckon most of us intentionally suffered from dementia after school ended. *pfft* Who needs school anyway!? When we could all extort money from little kids, swing machetes at people, hold walkie-talkies and call ourselves Uncle Pen or whatever. Just as long as you insist on people addressing you as Uncle or Aunty you're cool and you rule an area near a school.

Here are some of the popular "wise" words of Uncle Bully and Mat Rempit:

"Gangsterisme' is the pathway to contentment and contentment is the key to happiness..."

"If you 'whack' me and I end up in the hospital. I'll KILL you. All I need is your name. So if you want to 'whack' me, you'll have to KILL ME."

Ever heard of the word 'disguise' my dear gangsters? Maybe a disguise and a fake identity will make your gangster games more entertaining.

Instead of hitting each other and revealing your identities at the end, why not leave it a mystery?

I cannot remember much about the crap I wrote about in school. However, despite my lack of literacy and lapse of memory, I am going to share my 'bodoh' views with you anyway. I am going to list down the little bits of crappy shit I have in my head in the way that we were taught to in school (because I miss school).

Introduction/Pendahuluan:

General information- Triad gangs, Thug gangs, and school hooligans.
Fake statistics- 3 in 5 boys involved in illegal gang activity
National Concerns- Insufficient ~~juvenile schools~~ National Zoos to house juvenile delinquents.

Main Content/ Isi-Isi Penting:

Preventive measures- Make students write essays about gangsterism in Mandarin, Tamil, Bahasa Malaysia and English.
Another Preventive measure- Create a Pembimbing Rakan Sebaya(PRS) Club in school to ensure that every kid in school who aspires to be a gangster has a PRS friend to talk them out of it.
Resolution- Enforce mandatory death sentences. eg: public stoning, gangster burning, etc.
Another Resolution- use school hooligans as subjects for future studies on brain impairment.

Conclusion/Kesimpulan:

Gangsters in Malaysia need to grow up.

Get it into your heads already! Driving like mad pepet heads on the road and hurting school kids does not make you any sexier or cooler.The 'girls' who hang out with you are probably of the same caliber. Therefore, they cannot be considered as girls! They fall under the category of 'sampah' DIRT...

I used to think that bullying only happened in kindergarten but I was obviously wrong. I guess some of you never got out of that phase in life.

*breathes* On a lighter note, I am enrolling myself in a photography class next semester. I figured a good break from Science subjects would be good and I could learn to take not-so-shitty photos too...

Memories of Jervis Bay. :)

NO MORE ASS-ignments!!!

2008-05-17T23:52:00.009+08:00

Hey there...

This blog looks like crap... I'm deleting the previous entry because it doesn't make sense! This post is going to be a very special and happy one... with lots of smiley photos!

If you haven't got a life... you should continue reading.

I must warn you though... reading this won't make you any smarter. It will only give you goose pimples and syphilis or whatever.

:D

I haven't blogged in awhile because I've been pretty busy with assignments. This blog is so incredibly outdated I don't even know where to begin. I'll start with some happy news and end with more happy news.

Fat Midget's Happy Moments

Happy moment No.1

Rah-Rah's Graduation.

Happy Moment No.2

Boiling myself in a big pot of chlorinated water and underwater jets.

Happy Moment No.3

Licking eyeballs with Andrew, Sapate, Sue and Mike...

Happy moment No.4

Seeing Adrian's name in the sand.

Happy Moment No.5

Seeing Mummy and Daddy turn into red lobsters after a few drinks.

Happy Moment No.6

Shopping with the girls...

Happy moment No.7

Watching Natalie ~~molest~~ pet the baby goats.

Happy Moment No.8

Frying myself

Happy Moment No.9

Giving Dennis his first glass of wine... Tee-hee... without mum and dad's consent.

Happy Moment No.10

Trying hard to look Kawaii.

Happy Moment No.11

Taking a really "sexy" picture of Calvin at the beach.

Happy Moment No.12

Seeing a cloud in a shape of a double helix ... Like a gregarious white DNA... How cool is that? *pfft* I'm lame! please forgive me... I thought the cloud looked cool so I took a picture.

Happiest Moment of ALL

Looking really tall in a picture. *BEAMS*

I know this is random... but I've been listening to the original version of 'Kiss Me' a lot lately... I hate New Found Glory's version of the song. They should burn in hell for ruining such a beautiful song.

Sing along with me guys ;)

SO KISS MEEEE.....

Bosan

2008-04-03T20:04:00.008+08:00

I'm sick of assignments and basically anything related to Uni, so I'm going to do THIS:

01. Compose a list of YOUR top ten sexiest famous men.
02. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.
03. Post them in your journal.
04. Tag five people to do the same.

Mel Ng tagged me. Thanks hun, you're a total life saver. I've finally got something to post up on my pathetic blog.

Now, TOP 10 sexiest FAMOUS men according to ME!!!

10. Theo Walcott. Simply because he's got a nice round head. You can easily spot him when he's on the field because:
a) His head is so round.
b) he screws up most of the time and kicks the ball to the opponent.

9. Taye Diggs. He's got 1 sexy point because of his round head as well and I gave him an extra sexy point because he's got really straight teeth. Its the first thing that catches your eye when you watch 'Kevin Hill'.

8. Kate Moennig from 'The L word'. If you've never watched it, do so. Its one of my favourite series next to The Up series and The Wonderful World of Richard Scarry. She is a guy without a cock and she's sexy to me. So whatever... She's a sexy guy to me and therefore, I'm putting her on my list.

7. Adrian Grenier. I like his first name so that earns him more sexy points.

6. Johnny Depp... I think he's a real great actor and he deserves some credit so I'm giving him extra sexy points.

5. Jake... He had an intimate moment with the great Heath ledger in Broke Back Mountain and I think that's sexy. Though, I've always thought Jake's face is a little asymmetrical...no? zoom in... his face slants a little to the right.

4. George Clooney...

oooh... Doesn't that pose turn you on... Ha Ha Ha...

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro... I don't know... I just think he's sexier than Jake in this picture. It is the wet effect I guess... Whatever... He's got nicer hair and his face is SO symmetrical. I feel like measuring his features to see if they're really in equal proportions.

2. Lee Hom because he's got a round head, nice hair, straight teeth and really cheesy poses.

1.Bumblebee. Words can't describe how sexy Bumblebee is. ooohhh!!

Now... I'm going to Tag:
Yee Lisan
Dottie Deo
Pinknerd
Ain
Nic Yeong

Muah! have fun guys!

Paranoid Midget

2008-03-19T19:13:00.005+08:00

Have you ever thought about how filthy and dangerous public facilities are? You should!

I don't know about you, but whenever I am in public I get VERY paranoid about what I'm being exposed to. Bacteria, germs, viruses and other microorganisms that are very likely to end up multiplying on/in me.

The idea of an entire family of these little bastards picking a fight with my lymphocytes(immune system warriors) freaks the SHIT out of ME! I HATE scary and dangerous pathogens, viruses and bacteria...

Stupid r-strategists! They can't be happy with 1 or 2 babies. They have to make an entire army of babies. I'm getting goose pimples by the mere thought of them.

As you know, I'm traveling by bus and train and these aren't exactly the most disease-free modes of transport...

When I touch the handles I can't help but think about the ~~thousands~~ millions of people who've touched the handle with their hands. If that isn't bad enough... I think about where those hands have been and what kind of harmful diseases they have been exposed to. It is highly likely that I'm susceptible to all kinds of diseases!!!

When I take a seat on the nice cushioned seats I think about the possibility of used needles and other sharp objects protruding out of the seats. They could be left there by all kinds of nasty people with even nastier diseases. It could KILL ANYONE!

The government should think about the potential hazards of cushioned seats! Trains and buses should replace their comfy cushioned seats with not-so-comfy plastic seats for safety reasons. Yea, So what if they're not as comfy? Our health has to be given the utmost importance.

I've been trying to tell everyone about how dangerous public facilities are but no one seems to bother. They simply say "omg, paranoid midget!". Screw everyone who doesn't agree with me!!! You're just ignorant and... (add bad adjective here).

At least wash your hands before you touch your face or eat anything. I was on the bus the other day and I saw this educated-looking man reading the papers and biting his nails. I felt like telling him to use a hand sanitizer. He touched the seat, handles and his newspaper before he started snacking on his nails. I bet he was thinking "mmm, yummy! tastes like chicken today"... I felt like telling him "sir, the shit on your nails are going to kill you. What you're doing is suicide"...

I didn't have the balls to say anything... So I just watched him enjoy his snack till I got down from the bus.

Sighs*

Life here's been interesting... I guess. I come across the most random things! I came across this sign in the city yesterday... I just have to show you this one!

Wahahaha! PAY ME! Sounds so whore-ish. But, whatever... At least I don't flash my boobs on webcam... *coughs* I'm not as whore-ish as Adrian Ooi. Yes, he's got a cute smile, great personality, smart, athletic and etcetera... but he can get a little whore-ish at times. I've got a great shot of his smile and his boobies.

BRACE yourselves!!! 18sx. Adult material. grotesque photos.

Drian's Boobies! Ha Ha Ha!

Have a Great Day People! I am missing my family and Shayangs from college and school. You guys know who you are. MUAH! I stalk you guys via Facebook and blogs and when I takleh tahan I text you guys or send you guys random mail. G3-ians, Jat, Chui Yi and Jing are the people I know who update their blogs regularly. bUahah! I've been stalking you guys.

Baby, don't hate me for doing this.I just had to... Muah! Forgive me. Kiss make better. :D

Pizza Shit

2008-03-13T21:28:00.004+08:00

I'm in the mood to bitch. Let me warn you, I may use quite a bit of profanities in this post. I need strong and powerful words to express myself right now. Therefore, if you're not really in the mood for some immature rants, you have every right to leave this site.

I don't even know why I am feeling this way at such ungodly hours. I am trying to find the root of all these negative feelings.

Let's have a recap:

My day started out well.I received a very sweet Birthday card from Alice.thank you so much darling!
I actually arrived at Uni on time today and managed to buy my biology text book for a good price. I even bumped into Azizah and Natalie and joined them at their little 'hangout'(this really cute patch of grass next to Manning). Don't ask me why I'm being so specific. I'm in BITCH MODE.
I attended a Social Psychology lecture and learned about how Zajonc proved that 'arousal facilitates the performance of the dominant response'
I came home, had pizza with Sarah for dinner. After dinner, we bitched about the Pizza because we spent the next 20 minutes in the toilet.
I came online and I was reminded that this 'apparently hottest chick in whatever school' called me a fat, short, ugly bitch. For the greatest reasons. Har Har Har... I know I'm a shit face but there's always cosmetic surgery, BITCH! I'm going to be rich so I can afford it.

That's pretty much how my day went. I bet I feel like this because of the Pizza. I think the Pizza I had had some sort of 'bitch weed' in it or something.

Fucking PIZZA!!! I'm going to start slashing my wrists now. To add to the effect, I'm going to put on lots of black eyeliner and make myself cry to get that emo bitch effect.

Yeah... I'll either do that or just read my notes and get some sleep. Heh! I think it is the latter.

I'll end this post with some photos that were taken from my NEW Purple K770i Sony Ericsson phone. Don't mean to boast about it or anything *pfft*.

The photos aren't all that great but it is better than the ones taken from whatever I had before.

The card Camwhore queen aka Alice See gave me. :D

Myself hugging a blob of shit after that SHITTY PIZZA.

3 Short, fat, ugly fucks put in a row. I added in the butterflies to make the photo look slightly better.

Ring-Ring!

2008-03-08T12:16:00.002+08:00

I'd like to ask a very general question to everyone out there who believes in this thing called 'love'.

Would you give a ring to someone and say "hey, its just a 'friendship' ring"... LOL

Adrian Ooi believes that he gave a ring to his ex because he just wanted her friendship...

Hilarious isn't it?

I'm going to the goldsmith's shop to purchase an entire bag of 18karat rings to distribute to all my friends... Just for the sake of 'friendship'.

Random things appeal to me

2008-03-07T20:01:00.002+08:00

The Not SO Random:

I've survived the first week of University! Hurrah...

Before I begin talking about the more exciting things in life, I'd like you to know that I actually do enjoy some of the subjects that I'm taking. Psychology is interesting and so incredibly fun that at times, I forget that I'm in a lecture. As for the other subjects like Biology, health science and etcetera... heh... They're repetitive and very mundane. I find rempits more appealing than lectures on health determinants, research, analysis... blah...

Since my classes are all in the city this semester, I've no other way to travel but by bus and train. Initially, I was very cynical about public transport. The trains made me nauseous and i thought bus rides were just annoying because it seemed like they took forever. However, I think I've gotten used to traveling this way because i don't think that it is THAT bad after all.

The Random:

my birthday cake

I've got a new baby now... It is a Silver Hyundai Getz! *beams*

oooh,oooh... and Uncle Hilmy's studying his masters in Manila! So proud of my botak uncle.

Sarah's been cooking and guess what?! we haven't died of food poisoning yet!

Saymun's still posing in front of every mirror

Magnificent Febby babies had lots of chocolate cake and Jello made by Sarah. heh...and what's amazing is that we're still ALIVE.

Rah and I have not argued yet... AMAZING stuff! :p

Like my random post? I just feel like being random for all the good reasons.

I think it is great to have things completely out of order at times just so something unexpected can take place. It is more exciting that way. Being random isn't bad at all. :D

Have fun and expect the unexpected! Hope you have a great week! MUAH!

Birthday Update!

2008-02-26T15:17:00.003+08:00

My last year as a TEENager. This is my last chance to do something stupid and blame it on TEENage rebellion. :)

I miss everyone at home. :( Can't blow my candles with everyone anymore *sniffles*

Thanks for the Birthday wishes anyway. MUAH! love you guys.

Here are a few photos from my birthday!

Here's a candid shot of Tits and I. Tits is holding up the pink hippo my darlings gave me on my 17th birthday. :) He'll be molesting that pink sexy thing from now on.

Tits looking a lot like a smiling Buddha. So peaceful...

Settling down

2008-02-20T23:38:00.004+08:00

*stretches* Nicole's birthday is 2 days away.

I can't sleep so I figured I should blog about Sydney and post up a few photos of Nic/my birthday and farewell. So, here goes!

In general, everything is pretty good -apart from the battle with the RTA to get my car registered. *sighs*

Rah's been pretty stressed out with work interviews and the administrative work load isn't helping at all. I haven't even had a glimpse of my University yet... LOL! I'll be doing that tomorrow. I'm so excited! I just can't wait for classes to begin.

As usual, I'm missing the pampering I get at home from Mum, Dad, A.rose, U.Mui, Adrian, Amanda and A.Phaik Leng.

Its a good thing that I know how spoiled I am. I never do any housework at home and if I need anything, there's always mum, dad or Adrian. Therefore, I've been picking up a few survival techniques since I got here. I need a pat on my back! I've literally been dumped in a foreign land -Thank GOD I have Rah to give me a hand. I feel like Paris Hilton in Simple Life at times. It is a good thing though, because I'm learning new things. My room is finally neat. I'm ACTUALLY washing my own dishes and COOKING my own meals. I'm buying my own GROCERIES and doing HOUSEWORK!

I bet 9/10 of us wouldn't even know how to do the most basic housework until we get thrown out of the house. It is called survival and we're too damn spoiled to learn it! I swear I'm going to make my kids clean freaks so they would clean up after themselves and I'll make sure it becomes an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by the time they turn 18. I don't want my kids to turn out like me(an absolute bum when it comes to housework)

I consider myself lucky though...

I've got a nice place in a good neighborhood and my sister's a real gem! :)

I've found my soul mate and he's trying his best to get to me. I have to do my best to ensure we'll have a brilliant future together. The distance can't kill us. We have the rest of our lives to spend with each other.

I've got the craziest( in a good way) and most understanding parents

I've got loads of support from A.Rose and U.Mui

I'm going to get a car

And the list goes on! I've never felt so motivated to live responsibly and independently.

Ny and Drian

Dino Sizz, me, Sweet Jas and Sexy Kari

The Girls!!! Nicole was still in her Uniform. ha ha ha!

Nicole the hot wine connoisseur! Happy 19th Darling!

Hello Sydney!

2008-02-18T22:11:00.004+08:00

I'm in Sydney!!!

woohoo!!! I've got a number of things to settle here before Uni starts... I've been super busy!

I'll start posting up really awesome pictures of the apartment and stuff once I've got time to waste. I'm still feeling rather nostalgic. The thought of missing everyone at home still makes me tear a little.

Mummy,Daddy, baby Drian, Nicole, Jing, Jat, Sham, Jeff, Becca, Marge, Poh Yee, Chia Ching, Chui Man, Fizzie and everyone else... Really have to thank you guys for the final wishes and the great times.

To Nicole, Thanks for the empowering message in your gift.

Jing and Jiin, thanks for seeing me off at the airport. lol. and having a nice final dinner yea?

Baby Drian, I'll love you no matter what and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to share a life with you.

Mum, Dad, you guys are not only the best parents in the world, but my best friends too! I'm already missing the late night movies with mum and Dad's cooking!

I'm just hoping that time will pass quickly and I'll get to see you guys again.

I made a promise to my baby and I intend on keeping it. 6 years, 8 years, whatever... I'm here and nothing can change the way i feel about you

Sorry, haven't uploaded the latest photos yet. I will post them up soon. Muah everyone!

Stallinkey

2007-12-17T02:21:00.000+08:00

short note:

now, I know this is random, but I apologize for the extremely short entries Azngeek. They're not as wordy as they used to be, I know... :( I guess I'm getting a little lazy. I will get my fingers to work when the mood strikes me... Promise! here's another lazy post with lots of pictures... and my very first video!

Adrian Ooi a.k.a Tits is a self-proclaimed 'Legend'...

The legend... Pfft*

As much as I love making fun of him, I definitely do have to admit that he is 'The Legend' in many ways.

This beats Legolas, no?

He's capable of many great things...

Like winning my heart...

Not even George Clooney or Keanu Reeves managed to do so, okay... I rejected them and chose to date 'The Legend' instead.

:)

Tits also believes that he looked like baby Giggs when he was little. Any man who plays for that shitty red team (Manchester United) is a God to him, therefore, he pretty much thinks that Ryan Giggs is God and looking like him makes him a Legend. *pfft*

baby Ryan Giggs

baby Legend.

I beg to differ though. I think little-Tits is way more adorable than little-Giggs.

Now, Here's a little Chirstmas wish to everyone! Remember how I told you guys about how I thought I looked like Mariah Carey when I was 6 or so? This is me 'singing' one of her songs. HA HA HA. Make my day and Let me know if you see any resemblance between Mariah and I.

If you're not quite dead yet after watching my video, here's Mariah singing All I Want For Christmas in her younger days. :)

Happy Birthday Sarah

2007-12-16T13:34:00.000+08:00

Rah turns 22!

Mum has been complaining about how she didn't even get to wish you Happy Birthday... :)

We're all missing you loads and we're going to go crazy once you come home.

I went through a whole load of old photo albums and came across a bunch of photos that tickled me in a delightful way. To show you how much I love you, Rah.. I'm going to share these photos with the entire world. Sorry, don't have a scanner, so i took snapshots of the photos. I hope they look okay.

You WERE a really cute baby.

Nick and little rah-rah when they're not arguing. haha!

If I'm not mistaken, this was in Langkawi.

I guess I always was and always will be the shortest.

Here's a photo of one of those rare moments... when we weren't trying to kill each other.

Now, here's one of you trying to kill Calvin and yourself. Crazy bitch.

One thing I truly admire about you is how you can always smile...

even though you're missing your two front teeth.
Takes a lot of courage Rah... Those two teeth should've been replaced with Tictacs for this photo.

This is one of Dad's favorite photos... I think we all know why.

Aih, look at how you've grown... From adorable little bully to a PMS-monster with a perfect set of teeth.

Now, I wonder if you'd smile like how you did if you lost your two front teeth...

The Midget Catwalks!

2007-12-13T20:45:00.000+08:00

I mustered all my courage and will-power last Sunday to do... the catwalk... on stage... ALONE... with a LOT of makeup.

Cake-faced midget!

before I continue, I have to congratulate EVERYONE who took part in the Freshlook Intercampus Search 2007. Yi Yin and Roshan are awesome lah. Congrats goes to Nisha, Fareez and Nick as well.

I have a lot of people to thank for supporting me. Must not forget to thank Ciba Vision!!!

A huge thanks to:
Mum, Dad and Rah!

The Legend@TITS@Adrian

Deepster@stoner

Ashy-bubu! You look extra sexy in your new haircut!

Dino
Ezra
Karishma
Jaswin
Albert
Jing-a-boo
Jeffrey
Jeremy

I had a blast! It was a fun and crazy experience. I met a bunch of really great people at this competition. So glad I didn't back out! Otherwise, I wouldn't have won these really sweet prizes!

best dressed trophy .. Teehee. All thanks to that old dress Rah bought for me from Sydney. Love you Rah!

teddy bear and iPod!

This is yours Rah! :)

Designer Sunglasses! I'm definitely keeping these for myself.

My Giraffe looks hotter in it though... :(

the cash... :) *ka-ching*

And the best prize of all... The experience!

Look at the transformation...

From little midget

to...

Cake-faced catwalking midget. :0)

Talking about transformations...

Little AdrianOoi

to

Optimus Prime wannabe. :)

Before I end this post... I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Christmas! It doesn't matter where you are... You're not forgotten and we're always celebrating Christmas together in our hearts.

Maybe one day we'll decorate the tree together again, just like old times. :D

Freshlook Intercampus Search 2007!

2007-12-02T20:58:00.000+08:00

I'm in the Grand Finals for this Freshlook Inter campus Search thingamajig...

All thanks to everyone who voted for me online... :) I owe you guys big time. Who would've thought that Fat Midgets would be capable of taking part in competitions like these.

Personally, I'm shocked... I had absolutely no idea that I was taking part in this competition in the first place.

Anyways, I'll be doing the catwalk with an inch of makeup on my face... for the first time in my life.

It is a grueling task so I hope my 18 years of experience in life will come to good use.

Here are the Details:

Venue: Laundry Bar, The Curve
Date: 9th Dec (Sunday)
Time: 12pm to 5pm

Do come if you would like to enjoy a good laugh. Its not everyday you get to see a Fat Midget doing a catwalk. Vote for me as many times as you like at Laundry bar... There will be little sophisticated voting machines over there. So, do come if you can!!! :D MUAH!!! I'll appreciate the support very much.

Oh, and if you're still not too sure about how I look like now... Here're a few 'syiok-sendiri' photos of myself:

Where to begin?

2007-11-19T10:50:00.000+08:00

before I begin I'd like to say... I miss Rah-rah, Dot, Leky, Vince and Weny :( Lets go out...

I don't even know where to begin. I feel like as though I'm in a different dimension now.

Exams are over. yes, yes. Hip hurrah! whatever lah...

My blog's been abandoned for so long. I don't even know where to start because so much has happened!

I'm going to make this one 'rojak'...

Daddy celebrated his birthday:

He's a year older and still as wise as ever. Happy birthday daddy!!!

My pillars of support

Khid had a Raya open house:

This is the last photo we'll ever have together. I want to remember this moment forever. Thanks for the good times and that shoulder I always relied on. Too bad the good times are too easily lost and forgotten. Ha Ha Ha... life *rolls eyes*

I met a little-Hiro Nakamura-lookalike:

Orgasms!!! SO HOT... Jonathan's younger brother. The sex appeal runs in the family.

Karishma celebrated her 18th at G3's final gathering:

I chose the cake!!! :) Hope you had a great 18th dear!

Spicy Kari-mama!

The G3-ians and little-Hiro-Nakamura-lookalike

Donated a LOT of Maggie Mee to the needy:

stacks and stacks of instant noodles... If only we could use it to fill a swimming pool... I've always had wild fantasies of swimming in noodles. Don't ask me why.

I helped to plan the SAM corroboree 'Red Carpet Glamour':

I hope everyone had just as much fun. I certainly did! Believe it or not, I wore an evening gown... A LONG one and... you know what's more interesting? I wasn't sweeping the floor!!! :) Thank the heavens for high heels.

Everyone looked SO gorgeous.

Green House Effect. They played a few slow songs for that red and glamorous night. I absolutely loved them for it. They created a perfect ambiance for that night.

I went to Genting for a day:

I had an overdose of adrenaline, defied gravity, ate a LOT and laughed a hell a lot that day. The last time I felt as kiddish and as happy as this was probably when I was 5 and still completely ignorant and oblivious to everything.

All thanks to cupid ...

:)

I'll be updating my blog more frequently from now on. After all, my course is over!

More birthdays!

2007-10-11T18:28:00.001+08:00

A.Rose and mummy celebrated their birthday! *blows whistle and throws confetti*

It was nice to see A.rose and mummy with a huge smile plastered on their faces. I'll never forget that smile... and... the orgasmic chicken curry!

The chicken curry was so orgasmicly spicy... It made everyone tear!

Even the macho men teared.

I bought mum enough plants to fill up the entire car. Since then, she's been spending a lot more time in the garden. The plants are getting more attention and affection than us(chance and I). I should have gotten her a nice top instead.

Khidir wanted to bake mum a cake but he didn't know how to... So I helped out...

Chocolicious.

Rainbow rice sprinkles!

It took a lot of hard work. We made it from scratch and it tasted pretty darn good.

Happy Birthday Deeps!

2007-09-28T03:08:00.000+08:00

Darling Deeps Turns 18!

:D It has only been a few months with this ~~stoned~~ amazing babe! Allow me to place more emphasis on AMAZING.

Darling, i hope you had fun. You're going to be one hell of a great doctor! Party and save lives Deeps! That's what you're great at ;)

We celebrated this special day with a game of paintball. This was followed by a round of drinks and some cake. No surprise? Sounds like a usual birthday celebration. (Yarrait!)

Minja couldn't join us for Paintball after our Physics paper... (darn, if only she could) It would have been so great with her!

Rambolina! First Blood

"Somebody got a hurt real bad"

Tits got shot on the chin! *beams* KARMA sucker! This is what you deserve for mocking me everyday.

Tits in action. striptease!

The celebration continued with a few rounds of drinks. Bloody drunkards. There were only 7 of us and 3 bottles to bring everyone(except me) down.

Drunk Birthday Girl. ( Do you see a very round thing in the background?)

Our ~~orb~~ bartender.

The sexy people and the birthday girl.

The Ladies!
I'll never forget this cake...(you will know why. Keep reading!)

I didn't want to drink. The birthday girl forced me. It was against my will (swear). I have photographic proof right here. Look how forceful she is... She was using 'the finger' on me.

Deepaah, if the cake didn't taste god, I'll kill myself. I'll never forget that cake. My black baby got hurt because of it :(

Boohoo. I kissed a BMW's ass as I was on the way to pick up the green cake from the hotel. The owner of the BMW was nice enough to let me go. A very kind soul... I'll never forget his kindness.

Lobster

2007-09-14T19:54:00.000+08:00

Minja asked Deeps and I a pretty good question the other day in college.

It wasn't just an ordinary random question...It was a really good random question...

If I were to grade this question on the 'Good Shit List', It would probably be ALMOST as good as Chicken McNuggets (ORGASMIC little things).

Yes, her question was THAT good. I couldn't help but think about the answer for days. It took me quite awhile to figure this one out.

Minja turtle :)

The really good question was:

"Which part(physical) of your body do you dislike most?"

...
...
...

I couldn't decide on ONE answer.. I could write an entire list of answers! My short limbs, my messy hair, my distorted face, my eye-bags, my horrid skin, my fats, my flat Chinese features and etcetera.

After giving it a lot of thought, I finally figured out my greatest flaw.

The MOST obvious one.

Which is...

I look like a LOBSTER whenever I consume alcohol. :(

My transformation doesn't depend on the amount of the alcohol. A drop can give me a real good makeover.

I know how The Incredible Hulk feels now... :(

the thought of my flaw can make me bawl my bloody eyes out.

I envy people who can never look like lobsters.

I'm putting the blame on my chinese genes.

Chinese traits:
Flat features, short limbs, crooked teeth, yellow and red coloured skin.

Sigh... I won't be touching any drinks for awhile. *coughs*

2007-09-09T19:38:00.000+08:00

Weekend of Music.

This is an extremely late post but I don't care and neither should you.

I'm going to blog about my wonderful weekend so you'll shoot yourself in the head for not being there when it took place

I had a good dose of music last week. Dum Dee Dum Dee Dee.

The lucky bunch and I went to Jam Asia to listen to some Indie Rock on one night and then we went to the Jazz Festival the following night. Khidir a.k.a The BITCH was our driver and I must give him credit for it. Our night could have turned out to be a road trip if it wasn't for him and James.

I'll explain this later. As for now... PICTURES!!!

We all love pictures, don't we? I bet half of you who 'read' my blog don't even read whatever I type. You just look at my pictures and look out for the words in bold... turds.

Jam Asia:

One of my favourites that night. Don't know what they're called. Drop me a comment if you do.

Khidir...enjoying the music.

AND...

Guess who I bumped into?!?!
ADIB! My dance partner from the RA Crew days.

No pictures of Deeps or James this time because I know that James will kill me if I do put up 'those' pictures.

Jazz Festival:

Saharadja. :D

He's got the power.

The ~~tipsy~~ happy crowd.

The Jesters that entertained me that night.

Deepster and wine. i like this photo.

Khidir tried to fight 'Goliath' after 'all that Jazz'

Midgets and Giants are a good match, no?

Little Photographer. I tried so hard not to pinch her cheeks. Bloody cute.

Don't you wish you were there? HaHa! Lets all go after my finals! No excuses.

2007-09-02T22:07:00.000+08:00

Ash's and Mongster's Birthday + Merdeka!

Ash and Mong turned 18 on Merdeka eve. *throws confetti* They can finally drink legally.

To show some love for my country, I shall attempt to blog in Bahasa Malaysia about our very awesome celebration.

Negara kita cukup bertuah untuk menikmati 5 dekad kemerdekaan. Nenek monyang kita patutlah berasa bangga. Walaupun kerharmonian sukar dicari dengan masalah yang kian hari, kian bertambah. Kita patutlah berasa bangga akan bangsa dan negara kita.

Ok, I give up.

I can't blog in BM but I love this country nonetheless. We ended Ash's birthday celebration with a few glasses of whiskey and began our Merdeka with a breath taking 20 minute fireworks show.

We gasped at the sight of the colours in the night sky and basked in the spirit of ~~Ashy Bubu~~ Merdeka.

The night began with a lot of frustration though, I must admit. The best way to have a good time is to ignore all the chaos and just have fun with the people who really want to celebrate something.

And celebrate, we did. A toast to Ash's 18th and 50 years of Independence! Love you very much Ash. Hope you had a great 18th and I hope you finished the few drops of whiskey I left at your place. Thank Darshen if he managed to get you drunk ok? As for Mong, it was nice bumping into you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY you crazy woman.

very sexy Ash in a dress and Mong with a flower. Auction shall begin at 50 cents for both items!

Getting tipsy and dancing wasn't the only thing we all enjoyed that night ;) Not everyone gets to celebrate their birthday with fireworks. Ash is among the few privileged ones.

Ikmal's cool blinking heart shirt. Kel, Farah and Ain were among the few people we bumped into and I must say i miss all the crazy Sri Aman babes like hell.

Nicholl the sweetheart was there that night too. Blur picture. sorry ;(

And of course, not forgetting, the stoner and Minja. Tao is hiding somewhere behind Min.

The bitch was present too! Can never have a happy moment without this one.

And Finally, a picture to show my love for this country.

Happy Birthday Malaysia!

2007-08-28T17:54:00.000+08:00

Random Midgets Are SO MUCH Better Than ordinary Midgets

This is going to be a very random post. I think it is only fair if I warn you before you continue reading.

I had a 1 week break! *beams*

I'm a contented little girl now. and here are 6 reasons why.

1. A break was exactly what I wanted and needed. I guess you could say that all my free time was spent very 'wisely'. To add the delicious icing on the top, SALES were still ON and I got the fattest discounts.

2. I also managed to hang out with The Fantastic Four and bake a very delicious lasagna. We baked it with a lot of love and affection. It turned out great! I have pictures to prove it. I'm not in any of the photos because I was too busy to camwhore. Chief Chefs like myself do not have time to fool around. *smirks*

Fantastic 4's Seafood Lasagna

Macho Men in the kitchen.

macho men layering the Lasagna.

3. Apart from the Lasagna, I also dyed my hair blue and purple! My initial plan was to colour my hair green, blue, purple and pink but then I changed my mind and stuck to two colours. I'm a little disappointed though... I can't see much of the purple. ;(

4. I was privileged enough to spend a wonderful evening with great company and dinner by one of Malaysia's best chefs'. It was indeed a lovely surprise. Thank YOU very much! 24/07/07- I'll never forget this 'blue' day. Sexy blue ride, blue hair, blue dress and blue nails.

5. The rest of my time was either spent with my books or with the people I love. I had a lot of wine to drink and a lot of 'bodoh' moments looking like a lobster.

Candy and alcohol is a bad mix.

6. Tits found one of my old house cheerleading uniforms and it brought back so many crazy and sweet memories of my Sri Aman days. I tried it on and it felt great. I miss every single moment!

All in all, my week was amazing. I had time to reminiscent about 'masa dahulu', have fun with crazy people, eat good food, COOK good food and look like a lobster everytime I touch alcohol.

2007-08-20T19:42:00.001+08:00

Forbidden Fruits

A sudden inspiration took me by surprise this week. I woke up one morning with this bloody brilliant idea. If you're a close friend of mine, i would have already shared my idea with you and this post would not come as a surprise to you at all.

As for the rest of you (who are never lifeless enough to sit down and have a drink with this fat midget), this idea would seem pretty darn random.

Bah... Whatever it is, I just hope that you like my little compilation of photos. :D

We are human and there is no denying the fact that we do have the desire for certain sinful things, therefore we tend to give in to temptation. Forbidden Fruit is what the Bible calls it...

It can be as minuscule as a slice of cake that you're not supposed to have to something as serious as drugs.

So, what is your forbidden fruit?

a woman/women?

Cigarettes?

Drugs?

Ha Ha! I guess it is obvious what The Bitch's forbidden fruit is... I have photographic proof.

The Bitch says it tastes pretty good... Perhaps we should try it one day.

I must thank:
Tat Leong(Tits) and Khidir(Bitch) for being my very still hand models.
Eftal and Eftal's mum for the syringes and needles.
Noriman for the lemon
Mum and Dad for the other fruits
Chance for the inspiration and poop on the grass.

After Dinner with the Bitch. I like this photo for some weird reason... So screw you, I'm putting it up anyway!

2007-08-10T21:20:00.000+08:00

Our Kids...

Ever wondered how your kids would turn out like?

A little too early to think about children, I know... But no harm indulging in little flights of fancy, no?

Would they be fat midgets like me? :) Tee Hee.
I'd shove candy in their faces everytime they misbehave. make them nice and round like ME

But seriously... Has it ever crossed your mind? Would our kids look like us? Would they do the same kind of shit we did?

I have a rough idea of how our kids would turn out like...
(hope I don't offend too many people this time?)

Before I actually begin describing our kids, I'd like to hope that we all end up finding good sperms/ovums. Make sure you produce smart and hot kids alright? Even if your hubby or wife isn't as good looking or smart. it's ok . Just LIE and say that it is his/hers or you'll live in regret for the rest of your life. Find someone like THIS. (click) And your kids should turn out fine :D You wouldn't want to live with a stupid husband/wife and child for the rest of your life... So do the right thing!

There's one person who I stumbled upon in my life who I believe would make a perfect husband... I've never said this about anyone, but I can't help but admit that Yi Siang would make a perfect husband and daddy.

He's bright, good looking, crazy, dedicated....

So dedicated... That he'd be willing to go through great lengths...
Now, how many men would be willing to bare children for you and have that ecstatic smile on their face?

Yi Siang at 8 months.

Can you imagine how awesome your kids would turn out to be? You could ask them:

'where were you from?' and they'd answer... 'from in between my daddy's legs!'

*beams*

Oh, and I bet Minja would have the greatest kids.

They'd be natural, stunning camwhores like their mum.

How about the rest of us? Imagine our kids having a day out at the beach

From left: Ewie Jr., Jing Jr, James Jr., Sammie Jr., Ashy Jr., Deepaah Jr. and Chui Yi Jr.

Or perhaps, their first day at pre-school... Can almost picture them playing with sticks and stones and being stupid but adorable.

One kid I'd definitely like to see in the near future, is Tits's kids...

Awww... EXACTLY like their daddy, no?

Finally, I'd like to wish KC a very Happy 18th... Sorry I couldn't make it to your party :( I miss you an awful lot! Please wear your floral print shorts the next time we meet? I haven't had an orgasm since I last saw you and your pants might do the trick.

2007-07-29T22:50:00.001+08:00

My weekend

I'll give you a glimpse of my weekend!
I didn't get to do everything as planned... but it was enjoyable nonetheless :)

Eftal brought Deeps and I around KL... We hit Sky Bar, Luna Bar and Bintang Walk.

I will start by proclaiming my love for Luna Bar! I love that place! Even though there was a Carlsberg function going on that night and the loud music and excessive smoke wasn't my cup of tea... I still loved it!

Luna addicts at heart.

Looking like a lobster next to Deeps :(

Suckers for beautiful views. And yes, we managed to get Eftal to take a proper photo with us!

The sweetheart.
Not exactly the best shot of him, but he kept running away from the camera, so this is the best I could get.

Deepaah's photography skills

And another one by Deepaah. Don't laugh at my midget legs ok.

Eftal's shot... I love the effect. Even though it was unintentional.
Sadly, I couldn't get any nice shots of the view. There was too much of smoke!!! Damn smokers.

Eftal's medicine... we got a good dose of it that night. He's such a sweetheart... When I was down, he burnt me this CD. I'm starting to love trance!

We had some shisha at Lecka Lecka...

Whee! CAMWHORES!

I also attended Pei Ru's Birthday gathering at Groove Junction,Desa Sri Hartamas... I loved the theme, 'Jazz Up For A Night'. Going to miss you when you fly back to UK :(

Enjoyed my dinner and everyone's company! Hope you did too hun.

The birthday girl is in Purple. Gorgeous isn't she?

And finally, I'll end this post with a picture of me with brown eyes! I know, I'm a hypocrite. I always make fun of people who wear coloured contacts... But I got a pair for free! FREE! So it is a waste if I don't wear them. Don't laugh too hard ok? I look weird.

Freaky? I think I'll wear them to scare people in The House Of Horrors. G3 and G11 are organizing it and I hope everything goes well! If you have tickets, do come and enjoy yourself! If you don't... Do BUY some!

2007-07-25T16:20:00.000+08:00

The Ticket.

I don't usually believe in superstitions and I'm not very pious either... However, today I feel like as though I have been 'punished'...

I wasn't aware that my parking spot wasn't even a parking spot. There weren't any fire hydrants or whatsoever in sight! I'm INNOCENT.

Not once have I ever broken the law. I swear on my little toe! I've never been involved in any accidents, driven home under the influence of alcohol, broken the speed limit... and etcetera.

You name it, I've NEVER done it!!!

*HMPH* It isn't even my fault... The spot looked like a perfect parking spot so I parked my black baby there.

I'm going to have to starve for a few days to pay for the fine.

I guess it is God's way of telling me that I need to lose weight... F*ck that... Like my dear friend KC likes to say:
'

"I still think quality supersedes quantity! One pack is better than 6 packs"

I'm sticking to my 1 pack of fats.

2007-07-22T14:00:00.000+08:00

*COUGHS* Search For The Perfect Lover

The perfect tool when it comes to finding the perfect lover. For Sale! Now, at only RM190.90

I took this from Sara

RULES:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

My Perfect Lover?

Tits Vs. The Bitch

The Minjacian Vs. The Fisherman

Or... None of the Above

Intelligence

He/She needs to be smart enough to maintain an interesting conversation. When I say interesting, I mean... something that can enlighten me and perhaps alter my views on certain issues. I've dated enough dim wits and I've listened to enough rubbish! If you're my friend, you would know what I mean. No more 'you make my bradder arise from the dead' nonsense... Doesn't even make sense!

A good example:

Albert Einstein... Major turn on!

2. Money

I'm not being shallow. Don't get me wrong. Allow me to explain.This is my definition of someone who has money:
Someone who has just enough money to support him/herself and know their limits when it comes to spending is perfect. I wouldn't want to date someone who carries an empty wallet. I wouldn't want to constantly pay for his/her meals and other necessities.

3. Humor

A great sense of humor is a definite turn on. I am a real sucker for witty jokes. I wouldn't mind marrying someone like Hugh Grant. He gives wittiest remarks!!! *starts dreaming*... Apart from that, clowns like Deepaah, Minja, Jing, James, Dinesh, Khidir or Eftal would do as well. They never fail to amuse me... *coughs*

4. Morality

Dishonesty should be one of the 7 deadly sins... Everyone has lied before and most of the time it is easily forgiven(depending on the severity of the lie lah). I guess someone who has basic moral values would be perfect. From the more complexed matters to the simple little things like table manners and etcetera. I don't want to be seen with someone who acts like a ~~poser~~ gangster ~~and secretly listens to songs by A*teens.~~

5. Realistic and dynamic

Lets just say, I want him/her to be successful. It isn't about what you want, it is about how you're going to get there. :D

*licks* Sexy!

6. Outgoing

I love the sun... So he/she should love it too. Whatever it is, taking photographs, jogging, a quiet stroll, picnic, swimming, badminton... He/she should be able to keep up.

7. Charm

Clean-cut, good appearance and a nice smile is equaled to DOUBLE HOT. Doesn't matter whether he/she is hot or not. If the charm is there, I'm all over it.

Orgasms!!!

8. Shares the same passion

A good example is FOOD! food does play a crucial part in my life... If you don't know how to eat good food... I'm not going to date you. You would probably take me out to McDonald's and deprive me of good food. F*CK that. Opposites do not attract!

Ok, this photo isn't even related to my topic... very random... I'm posting it up only because I like it and Dexter C and Sarah C are in the photo with me...

I'm going to tag:

Sarah
Jing
Thamo
Mel Ng
Lisan
Pei Jean
Seng Ming (scott)
pinknerd

2007-07-22T03:02:00.000+08:00

Pangkor! Pangkor! Pangkor!

In need of a holiday? Tired of work and everyone around you?

Wish you could just leave and get away?

get used to it! You're not going to have a holiday anytime soon sucker!

feels pretty anal doesn't it? I wish I could live on an island.

Have island watchdogs.

really adorable ones!!!

Live on a fishing boat and just fish till i die.

Sarah and I could be fisherwomen.

and we could have a hornbill as a pet

or a pet jelly fish!

It would be BRILLIANT! :D

ahhh! *stops dreaming* My trip to Pangkor was amazing!

I'm definitely going back for more... Care to join me?

2007-07-17T16:56:00.000+08:00

Men/ Women Who Cheat Are...

Continue my sentence ladies and gentlemen!

I really have to thank everyone who motivated me. I definitely owe my friends a lot for being there and helping me out.

I was told not to tell my story with too much detail. I guess it is only fair that I respect these people's privacy. *coughsFuckerscoughs*

I'll cut the long story short...

Gavin loved lying to me. He would lie about his whereabouts and obviously, I would find out. See, he isn't the kind of guy anyone would expect me to date.

He is the dim witted clubbing kind of guy. If you know me well enough, you would know that I'm not really a fan of clubbing, getting drunk, gang fights and looking like the party queen.

Despite everyone's efforts of trying to convince me that I could do better, I got together with that guy anyway. I know, stupid me!

I will never forget my horrible decision as...

He lied to me and went on a trip to Genting Highlands with my friend's girlfriend.

Funny thing is, even after he admitted what he did, he had the nerve to tell me that what he did isn't called cheating. here's the part where everyone should laugh.

Just so you all know, I got my phone back and I passed him a box with a whole bunch of stuff I thought he should keep and treasure.

The teddy bear... is among the few things that were in that box

Oh, and I almost forgot to add the best part in... He told me that he LOVES ME!!! And explained that he only lied because he didn't want to hurt me... He lied because he didn't want to hurt me? MCH. Denizens of Earth, i believe it is time we take away all the pain and hurt from the people who have suffered by lying to them and blasting their balls off when they're not looking!

He got a nice back hand swing at his head for what he said. Here's to all the people who have been cheated on and hurt. I broke my ring as a result of the impact of his face on my ring.

Like my story? Let me hear yours...

2007-07-16T21:53:00.000+08:00

Ever Been Cheated On?

Tell me about it! No, really. Tell me ALL about it and maybe I'll tell you about one of my experiences...

Gavin Rajpal Singh Seine.

Recognize that name? Yes, I know you all hate him... And yes, I know I was so Stupid to date him. Thanks everyone for letting me know that and trying to knock some sense into me...

I'll remember this day forever... Just to remind me never to make the same stupid mistakes again and actually date someone who is worth it.

Goodness, i don't know why I'm blogging about this... Perhaps it is because I have never felt so darn devastated. He still has my phone with him and I don't know how to get it back.

Any ideas? Just leave a comment. Muah!

2007-07-01T21:25:00.000+08:00

A new addition in my life.

Say hello to...

Sally and Mr.Bean

My Hermit Crabs!!!

:D
*beams*

And now that you know about my crabs... I'm going to brighten your day by showing you never-before-seen images :

The Famous Penny Chow at work.

Jack-Jack as a baby.

Jack-Jack all grow up!!! Believe it denizens of Earth... Mong and I could hardly believe our eyes either.

2007-07-01T19:59:00.000+08:00

Chow Sisters reunite!!! ~~to take over the world~~

Rah-rah is Home!
Rah-rah is back!

*BEAMS*

I really thank God I have a sister. They're like the best things on earth next to Chocolate banana cakes, paddington pancakes, Oreos, Mozzarella cheese, lasagna... and etcetera lah.

You know... even though they test your patience ~~all the time~~ sometimes, you really have to give them credit for putting up with your nonsense.

I don't know about you... but this is my point of view. One of the things I love my sister for is how she never fails to defend me. Ever since we were little she would stand up and defend me even if I was in the wrong... she never knew I was in the wrong. I guess what she doesn't know won't hurt her...

There are a few incidents that I will never forget and I hope she will not either:

Incident 1

In Year 1, ~~this bitch~~ my sister's friend called me a mop...

yes! A freaking mop... because my hair was always all over my face and I had huge geeky glasses to add to the 'mop' factor.

My sister, being the defensive one, confronted her friend and dumped 6 years of friendship down the drain...

When I asked her why she reacted so strongly over something so minimal... She flared her nostrils as she said " No one! No one is allowed to call my sister a mop or anything else for that matter... except for ME!"

Wahhh! I was so touched until she uttered the last 3 words of her sentence... -.-

Incident 2

I was in Year 1 as well and unlike other normal students, I possessed natural entrepreneurial skills. No self flattery intended over here. I'm trying my best to be as modest as possible.

I managed to begin a little 'business' in school. People would ask me to bully a person they didn't like and they would pay me with fancy erasers or their lunch money. At that time, fancy erasers were more precious than money ok... So don't laugh!

Anyway, one fine day, my sister found out about my little 'business' and I covered up by telling her a little white lie. I told her that her friend's younger brother(lets call him Jay) who happens to be the same age as me, forced me to steal erasers and money from other kids and that I would get bullied if I don't do as he says.

My sister believed me!!!

Little Me assumed everything would be fine after I told her that story and I thought my little business would be able to flourish with no more obstacles... I was wrong...

My sister confronted Jay and his sister the following day in school and I just watched in guilt as Jay denied the accusation. She still believes me... Rah, if you ever read this, don't kill me.

I love you rah and I'm so glad you're home.

can you spot the similarities?I'm like a fatter, shorter and tanned version of her.

2007-06-09T12:44:00.000+08:00

Ma' Daerah Turtle Sanctuary

Turtles may no longer be around in the near future. The only turtles and other endangered species that the future generation may see will be in books and photographs.

It is a sad state. We, as Malaysians, are fortunate enough to be able to see turtles on our beaches. Most of the other beaches around the world are either seen as a threat or inappropriate to the turtles.

This is definitely something that Malaysians should feel proud of. In Malaysia(one of the turtles' few nesting areas) conservationists are working hard to win a battle against the black market.

To fuel my passion for turtles i followed Taylor's College on a trip to Ma' Daerah Turtle Sanctuary. It was a great experience. I learned a lot about conservation efforts!

here are a few pictures to depict my experience at Ma' Daerah:

The long house.

Ants working hard.

Hatch lings that we released into the sea

The hatch lings that do not survive :(

Mr. Halmiee! TurtleMan. Thanks for the memorable experience!

being photographed

The artists working on the mural.

posers

beautiful shell.

Peaceful nights on the beach

Being awaken by a breathtaking sunrise

capturing the colours of the sky in our memories.

The G3 girls. I respect Karishma for being able to survive on vege fried rice and bread. Poor girl had no vegetarian food to eat. Nonetheless, it was a wonderful experience.

If you're interested in participating too... you could always visit the website! (click)

hah! And to add to my joy, some guy gave me a lomo camera... Thanks loads.

*smiles*

Acip told me loads about lomo cameras. That's how I came to know about them in the first place. Farhanna and I became obsessed with lomo cameras -We're fortunate enough to have them babe! Acip's pretty passionate about photography too. We three should take our baby's out one day and snap some beautiful photos.

Say Hello to my lomo

2007-05-28T18:34:00.000+08:00

Little Droplets of Water

This is how I feel today...

as well as everytime you disappoint me...

This is how you should feel

everytime you make me feel this way.

Sorry for the 'emoness'...Ha ha ha. I feel pretty emotional whenever I look at droplets of water.

here are a few random shots that I captured ..

Chance at rest.

And roses... They're dead now. *sadistic tone*

2007-05-28T16:48:00.000+08:00

Malaysia Boleh!

Our country has achieved quite a handful... You have to agree.

We've reached the peak of Mount Everest,

produced magnificent actors and actresses( good sperm and ovums)

and etcetera lah...

We should be very proud of our multi-racial country. However, it is sad to say that not many Malaysians feel this way.

Personally, I don't blame many Malaysians for not being patriotic and proud of their nationality. Malaysia is a great country (no qualms about that) but Malaysia's beautiful image is being tarnished by what I like to call 'The Copycat Syndrome'. We seem to have a 'Malaysianised' version of almost everything

I hope I do not offend too many people with what I'm about to say now.

Almost everything that we do lacks originality. I can give a number of examples to justify myself.

And yes, I know, this is a pretty bold statement, especially because it is coming from a fat midget like me.

What do shows like Akademi Fantasia and Raja Lawak Astro have in common? Firstly, the idea of these shows aren't even original to start with. Secondly, they are extremely annoying and therefore, detrimental to our sanity. Finally, they are an embarrassment to our country.

I have to admit though, that Cinta was one local production that I really enjoyed, eventhough it was also a 'Malaysianised' version of the movie Love Actually.

What ever happened to great performers like P.Ramlee.? His movies and songs never lacked originality and they were highly entertaining. People from all walks of life still enjoy his movies and songs.

I wonder what Malaysia will come up with next... Probably a Malaysian version of MTV CRIBS... Only they would probably exchange the 'C' with a 'K'...

The host would probably wear a kain pelikat, songkok, singlet and some bling for the 'glamour' look. He would probably start the show by saying " Yo, yo, yo, Selamat Petang, anda sedang menonton KRIBS"

*haih*

*smacks self*

I guess I'll end this post here... I need to go make a recording of a malaysianised version of Umbrella by Rhianna and Jay Z... It is called Payung... beautiful Lyrics. Will let you hear it once it is done.

MUAH!

Weird and wonderful fact of the day(because I lost count and it has been awhile since I posted one of these):
ostriches can run faster than horses and the male ostrich can roar like a lion... Hah! Don't believe me... click here ---> (source)

I could start an ostrich race track and make it a huge business in Malaysia by organizing races. People could bid for their favourite bird and be rewarded (sounds kinky)...

Edit: and according to Mel, we already do have ostrich races and ostrich rides. I hope they haven't got ostrich betting yet.

2007-05-19T16:28:00.000+08:00

I'm a Fool for you.

I feel like playing tag in a huge ass garden;

Bounce around like the fat midget I am;

Laugh till I flare up my nostrils and snort like a wild hog;

Smell the freshly cut green grass;

and feel the comforting breeze under my armpits.

Such a 'hebat' feeling... Imagining it is already good enough.

Don't you wish you could turn back time and be a bratty little kid again? Hah. Fortunately, this isn't the case, for if it were... there would be an overpopulation of kids.

We are only young once, but we can stay immature indefinitely :D
True isn't it?

Perhaps this is why I'm such a big baby... Especially when I'm with

my bitch.( i know this photo sucks... but I don't have any recent ones. )

Oh, and I know this is late Mummy...

Happy Mother's Day!

Before I end this quick post, I'd like to introduce this interesting site to you. I actually learnt something new...

Here's the link: